TacAirCoug

Yeah, but this is pretty damn funny right here: God bless the internet.

The mailman dropped mine off today, I can't wait to start. Thanks, Steve!

Yep, this thread is appropriately titled.

Now THAT'S funny right there.

...repeating, of course.

OK, I'll settle for the assist...

Dude, it doesn't matter what you say. When you post, nobody looks at the words.

Page F*@#ing 5! a_thomas, you are a douche. Find the nearest wood chipper and shove yourself into it. Edit: DAMN IT!!!

WOW. This f*ckstick is on the wrong side of the state. I expect that from west-siders, but them's fightin' words east of the Cascades!

I was briefing to fly my 2nd sortie of Phase 3 down at Corpus. Went into the briefing room, everything was normal. Came out of the briefing room, everyone was packed around the little TV in the break room. We couldn't let a little thing like some idiot running into a building on a clear blue day stop the UPT syllabus, so we stepped. Ready to go, no ATIS, no response from tower, then we hear a message over the ATIS freq and on Guard shortly thereafter: "All NAS Corpus Christi aircraft are directed to discontinue training and return to base immediately, one to a full stop only. Repeat..." As I lowered the crew stairs, one of the MX dudes was jogging over screaming something about the Pentagon getting hit. The rest of the morning was spent in front of that little break room TV in a sort of daze. Pilot training suddenly had a whole new meaning.

Ditto here.

I like where this is going... (From AFA's Daily Report)

I guess I'll just have to take you at your word...number 2.

If there were a hall of fame for threads, this one would be in the inaugural class.

Bingo. If you have time to check my sock color, you have time to go buy yourself a ticket and go the f*ck home.