RAMurai
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M2, any way you could do the same fix for the username "RAM?" (Original username "Fury220")
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Zaps on the window of your local base ops are next.
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I bet his rocket boosters rattled all five of her chins.
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More Great Walls of Text from people with unwarranted feelings of self-importance, please.
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Unmother######ingchokesoncockingdicklessspinelessly unbelievable. W T F O
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MSG = Mission Suppression Group FSS = Force Suppression Squadron Yes, feel free to use it and claim it as your own.
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At Misawa, no one can be without a "wingman" off base after 8PM. If you live off base, you'd better be home by 8 if you're single. Public consumption of alcohol is prohibited after 9PM, both on and off base. Even the club and the squadron bar. I'm guessing that the next incident will bring GO1. I'm really sorry to say this, but stand by for the holiday-related suicide stand-downs. The holiday mood is not festive.
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Holy shit. It's the internet and someone actually admitted they were wrong and apologized. Soultrain - are you a unicorn?
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Fortunately, our acquisition system is so freaking slow...guaranteeing that the Chinese will always stay 14 years behind the technological cutting-edge.
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This is a pretty good way to go out: 2012: Uroko Onoja, a Nigerian polygamist businessman, died after being forced by five of his six wives to have sex with each of them. Onoja was caught having sex with his youngest wife by the remaining five, who were jealous of him paying her more attention. The remaining wives demanded that he also have sex with each of them, threatening him with knives and sticks. He had intercourse with four of them in succession, but stopped breathing before having sex with the fifth.
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Wow, the Code Pink-esque comments are as hilarious as they are sad. Bring on the ALR: Extreme war, please.
FIFY
Guys, we need to get rid of Tops In Blue a LONG, LOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG time before we should worry about generals and their aides*. TIB just breezed through Misawa. AFN saw a "blockbuster event," but all I saw (metaphorically, as I didn't attend) was 35 airmen not doing their primary duties. Surprise surprise...no operators. Recommend a total TIB disband to make room for USO acts we actually want to see, like country musicians and hooters girls. At least the folks working for flag officers are actually enhancing their efficiency. If I were a 4-star (HA!) and had to host dinner parties at home, there's no way my wifey would be cool making appetizers and drinks for "socialites" like Jill Kelley. *
That, and Eagle drivers.
Bummer, Flare. Watch yer ass out there, man. -Ram
Hrmph. Well...if it's a STE line, the gov't pays. If it's a number that could go in the yellowpages (that's the internet before they put it in your computer, SNAPs), she should pay for it. "I don't want a land line, so the gov't pays" is not sufficient reason for comm to foot the bill.
Quick - file a countersuit. Oh...wait...I'm pretty sure my local SARC lady would crucify me for being in my own men's room with my cawk out. Somehow it would be called sexual harassment. The only way to fix this is the remodel all the men's rooms into 5 foot high darkened closets. Enter, pee in a silver coffee can, and then place the can outside the lower rathole door. Canteen cups will be issued at the next bi-weekly SARC training event, but you will have to arrive with your CBT certificate (signed in triplicate)...with a training date on it within the last 6.9 hours of the class start time.
I don't think I'd ever call her a winner.
Who the ###### told her there was porn in the vault?
