Dead Last

Suck less and you'd probably get an honest answer

Yeah this big brick shithouse "trained" (beat the shit out of) me during one interrogation. Honestly it would be a waste if any part of this training was changed because of this. chicken or beef? cheers

Your average airliner was designed for twice as many hours in 20ish years. 25k hours for an aircraft in such a harsh environment is pretty awesome. Cheers

YJ usually meant Yokota's Junk when you flew them in the desert or had their old E models transferred to your squadron. Cheers

M2, Clicked on the link at the top. The rest of them didn't show up in the forum. I guess I need to brush up on my German before Oktoberfest next year, anyone care to join there are plenty of Fraulein to go around... cheers to hot German Chicks

We'll be lucky to ever see an updated avionics suite for the 130 much less an always updating black box, which also seems like it would be broadcasting info that my fellow MC/AC brothers don't want anyone knowing about. I'm just sayin cheers

We'd just send a Herk in with the runway repair/build team then life would be good again. Cheers

Creech and then Cannon, YOU'LL Love it I promise

The MILF is to keep the thread on subject

One of my personal favorites is Arrogant Bastard Ale, you probably won't like it.

ugghhh Choke yourself... With my hands

Sh!t I'd kill for a decent flight director and FMS as opposed to our POS SCNS that we currently and will probably have for years to come...

And now we really know what happened to the C-130 AMP program... un-f'n-believable cheers

And we thank you! cheers And it's already been said, go MC's... you'll do ALL of the missions.

Really?!... what are you

I'm with JeepGuy on this one... Not any truly good War Scenes in that movie, but that's just my opinion. Personally my favorite war scene was the entire movie of Patton. Well there goes my night, time to watch.

Speaking of Stupidity at the Deid... Did anyone else see those "No Hat/No Salute" placards that they screwed into the sidewalk surrounding The Bra, every 6 feet!!! Really... really??

You know the best part about being TDY for an extended period of time... I get to clutter the CGOC email inbox with my out of office reply, and they either have a choice to remove me or create a rule that sends me to junk mail. I think it's kinda funny, hell they just got over two months of that and I laughed my a$$ off the entire time. cheers

"3" or in the day been here a better part of a year and have never seen one. cheers

I saw a 2 ship coming in around 1600ish... And now we get to hear about a/c performance at cvs, welcome to our lives for the past year and change. cheers

FVCK IT!!! Training, instinct, whatever... He made it back and stopped the aircraft without ejecting and/or crashing the plane. CHEERS

Haven't we all heard those when flying with a certain someone... Not really a direct aviation quote but an Engineer from a previous life told a Co we were flying with... "You must be a new kind of stupid" It took all I had to maintain composure after that statement. cheers

Something floating around the squadron...

Toro That's a good one but my personal favorite is going onto the flight line, these nozzles are in their car parked by the ecp up to the point that we walk through, without the badges displayed(probably more out of spite) and they start their cars up and drive away not even asking to see our badges. I'm also a big fan of the random searches coming through the front gate, yeah I know it's a CC directed thing but when they insist on telling me their little speech and I say I've heard it please just search, I have to get back to work and he/she continues to drag it out, and I'm just getting more pissed off by the second. A buddy of mine(22 years and still going) says that "you can't spell stupid without SP" anyways cheers

Just don't kill your evaluator and don't suck in the ground eval and you'll pass. cheers