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Read the SIB report and you'll realize how much of a clown act the whole sortie (let alone the landing) was. That's probably more than I should say, but whatever. This jet should never have been Class A-ed

Harrumph. Songtan Sally goes everywhere...

I'm not yer guy, friend!

Hey buddy - Fuck you.

Wow - incredible shots.

I didn't realize that PYB's up-armored car had roll-down windows.

It's no complex. Boeing > Airbus hands down.

This story needs to be told. Please.

...and make sure you erase the white board with an UP/DOWN motion, instead of a SIDE/SIDE when you're TDY to Kadena.

Bodyguards can't do shit to protect you from crack.

That's what the ladies will call his gooch once his OCONUS assignment is over.

Chive on, CH.

MOTHERFUCKING UPSIDE DOWN SUPER HELICOPTERS WITH FLARES!!!! Better than SHARKS WITH LASER BEAMS.

MOPP 4, but she needed the ventilation option, if you know what I mean...phew!

Being fixated on YOUR mom isn't an Oedipus complex. It's a MILF complex. And I don't have to pay your mom, but it helps to get her to leave.

Nah, DP is two at once. The second MOP is actually getting the sloppy seconds. Just like brabus got from BQZip's mom last night.

Ah...l'amour...

$169M a pop, but no TOS clock. LM says that'll be another $69M for a fleetwide software upgrade...

It's difficult to fly close formation when you're hypoxic.

Oh come on now. Besides ops limits, your average MX dude doesn't know jack about what kind of maneuvers you do. Even if he knows a little, he sure as hell doesn't know what's allowed/not allowed. He knows his job, just like he should...just like you know your job, yet don't know the proper procedure to change a tire or service a hydraulic strut. Someone "in the know" (probably a supervisor in Ops) was probably shown the video in an effort to help find the owner of the camera. You can't get honked at MX just because some young dude tried to do the right thing and return that camera.

"But it's a required meeting!" Uh, ok - please just hand me the 1522 so I can sign.

These are Eagles we're talking about here, gents. They've been known to fold in half at the start of the GX or the merge. C mods, but those longerons can't be THAT different, right? Although, folding in half at the merge does make it VERY hard for Wong Wei to keep his pipper on you (sts).

But what if Tebow played Ditka? snizz - who is that Tebowing specimen you posted? Inquiring minds must know.