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If I can't carry at Walmart, there is no fucking way I am setting foot in those stores!

WTF is this? Obviously it's two F-104 Starfighter pilots from 1960; but what the hell are those berets about?!?

For ihtfp06, with my apologies...

I was born overseas and my parents had to do a Report of Birth Abroad. I also had to meet with a judge at an immigration court in either D.C. or Virginia when I was 5 years old to get a Certificate of Citizenship (DOJ Form N-560). Granted, this was over 50 years ago; but both my parents were U.S. citizens (my mother is a naturalized citizen) and I was born in a US Army hospital outside Frankfurt (which ironically is now the U.S. Consulate General Office). One of our boys was born in Germany as well (Landstuhl) over 20 years ago, but for the life of me I can't remember having to do any citizenship paperwork for him when we returned.

https://ktiv.com/2019/08/26/remembering-al-haynes-the-pilot-who-guided-united-flight-232-to-its-crash-landing-at-sioux-gateway-airport/

Before anyone asks, it was sent to me by a bud in the UK...

He survived the incident, at least so far.

Don't be shocked if you wind up watching the entire movie!

For more fun, scroll through these... Awkward Photos From Mother Russia! Here's a sample:

Not really a 'WTF,' but funnier than shit!

Forget the Bronco, I want this! You Can Buy Paul Allen's MiG-29 Fulcrum Jet Fighter

Just to note, it wasn't me... Secondly, expended missile launchers are not tough to find. Thank God we have TSA keeping us safe from all these "threats!"

And of course, Navy Personnel Command is trying to explain how Maverick is still only a Captain after all these years! 🤣🤣🤣 https://www.military.com/off-duty/2019/07/24/why-maverick-still-captain-30-years-after-top-gun-according-navy.html

The DoD Production Assistance Agreement for Top Gun - Maverick...an interesting read! DoD Production Assistance Agreement - Top Gun Maverick (DoD-0002-2018).pdf

Wow, from nearly seven years ago...

You're complaining?!?

So the Iranians are now Somali pirates with helos?

A sport I could really get behind! Russia_Booty_Slap_Champion.mp4