If it’s stable enough for you to climb down from the flight deck and walk to the door, it’s stable enough to land/ditch. If you can’t walk to the door, you’re proper fcuked whether you have a chute or not.
To whom it may concern.
Will the person at the O-club Friday night who drew dick pics in our flight caps please provide new hats.
Sincerely,
Col. Harry Balzac & Col. Hugh P. Ness