Uber Thread Revival! By the way, I had a tough time finding the original as there were like 30 references to it in other threads…
Anyway, I had to tell this story. I was coming back from leave last week and picked up a connection from Sacramento to SEATAC on an Alaskan Air Flight. My wife was TDY, so I was traveling alone and therefore was proudly sporting my much coveted Defensive Egg T-shirt. It’s hard to explain to people without sounding like a geek, by the way…I usually say: “it’s an inside joke from this internet blog” See what I mean? Anyway, when I stepped on the jet, the stewardess (she was a cutie by the way) gave me a weird look and started reading my shirt out loud. Then she looked up with the same look on her face and the conversation went like this:
Me: "it's a fighter pilot thing, but I'm actually a cargo pilot..."
Her: (cutting me off) "oh, I know all about it..."
Me: (a little surprised) "oh, you know about the defensive egg?!"
Her: "yes, my grandfather was an instructor pilot in biplanes, and my father was a fighter pilot and cousins...blah blah (I start to zone out looking at her boobs...kind of missed some of what she said)"
Me: "Wow, so you know all about it then, there aren't many people that have heard of the defensive egg!"
Her: "Yeah, most of my family is in aviation"
Me: "Yeah that's pretty cool...blah blah and so on (still looking at boobs)"
The conversation went on like that for a while, and then I headed to my seat. Anyway, if I were single, I would have hit it.
So, moral of the story is, wear your defensive egg t-shirt and you might get the opportunity to hook up with a hot stewardess.