B*D*A Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 "Yeah, dude, she's hot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkey Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Of course I'm sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallingOsh Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 "That? That's just razor burn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slacker Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Scheduler- "I've got a great deal for you....not a freak on the crew." I've told that one when I was a scheduler, and had it told to me since. Scheduler- "If you take this bad deal for me, I'll hook you up with the next good deal." Trans- "We don't have any U-drives." To the wife or girlfriend- "I wasn't checking her out." The Airman's Creed- "I am an American Airman. I am a Warrior."- yeah, whatever. Can I get a basketball please. "No, those pants don't make you look fat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenkspaz Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 "Are you wearing a condom?" "Yes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallingOsh Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 To the wife or girlfriend- "I wasn't checking her out." I prefer, "She looked familiar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cell Dweller Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 AFPC: "We work to put the best people in the right jobs." Overheard at a bar: "I think southern accents are hot!" Overheard at Sanford Stadium: "It's great to be a Georgia Bulldog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flying_Bulldog Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 AFPC: "We work to put the best people in the right jobs." Overheard at a bar: "I think southern accents are hot!" Overheard at Sanford Stadium: "It's great to be a Georgia Bulldog!" Have you ever been to Athens? Because I can assure you, "It's great to be a Georgia Bulldog" is no lie at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 130Navigator Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 In the Herk community: "We only need you to deploy for a half-time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ATC Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 "We broke out right at minimums" "I only had two beers" (and in a training environment) "I was just about to do that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SpunkDagger Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 (edited) Pre drunk hookup... "We don't have to if you don't want to." (but you're really thinking how pissed you'll be or how you can counter if she thinks otherwise) The drunk hookup... "Ya I'm almost finished" The drunk hook up continued (It suddenly feels 10x better) "Did it break?" "No no, its good." After the drunk hookup... "Ya, I'll call you tomorrow." Edited January 14, 2009 by SpunkDagger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallingOsh Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Have you ever been to Athens? Because I can assure you, "It's great to be a Georgia Bulldog" is no lie at all! Love that town. Never wouldn've made it through 4 years there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMac Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Straight from the Air Force Portal..."CMSAF Perspective - We Care about You!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 "Read my lips... No new taxes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POKESC17 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 "No, those pants don't make you look fat." No! your Ass make your Ass look fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastnumber15 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 "Im going to be late tonight...I have to study with the guys" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slacker Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Fastnumber15- Total fail on the avatar, unless you're a woman or gay, then whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastnumber15 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Fastnumber15- Total fail on the avatar, unless you're a woman or gay, then whatever. Agreed...see noted change! More acceptable im sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sweethomeco Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 "Im going to be late tonight...I have to study with the guys" No, honey, size doesn't matter. I never dream about being with anyone but you, especially during TDYs. I never fake it. Oh, see what happens when a girl invades these kind of forums. Exit left.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyusaf83 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 No, honey, size doesn't matter. I never dream about being with anyone but you, especially during TDYs. I never fake it. Oh, see what happens when a girl invades these kind of forums. Exit left.... Hope your guy doesn't read this forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sweethomeco Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Hope your guy doesn't read this forum! LOL, he does. But luckily, he has a sense of humor... or at least I hope. Will report back if I have to deal with any beatings or backhands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sweethomeco Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 :D You don't have to report back. Because you know what you say to a woman with two black eyes, right? Nothing... I've already been told twice. If only I'd learn my lesson. Here's to another day of "I fell down the stairs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discus Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Nothing... I've already been told twice. If only I'd learn my lesson. Here's to another day of "I fell down the stairs". She's going to get along here just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slacker Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Nothing... I've already been told twice. If only I'd learn my lesson. Here's to another day of "I fell down the stairs". Why are you out of the kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brabus Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Why are you out of the kitchen? She's not, I just allow her access to a laptop once a week after she has satisfactorily cleaned it. It's too bad she always has to run into a door every time it's not good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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