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Guest EN_STUD

Anyone have a good tested recipie for Jungle Juice?

I'm thinking:

1 fifth Everclear

1 fifth Bacardi

1 fifth Malibu Rum

2 Gallons Hawaiian Punch

2 Liter Sprite

Cherries, Limes, Apples, Oranges

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The cherries, limes, apples, and oranges could possibly violate man law. The only way it does not violate man law is if your party contains more women than men. You don't want to have a sausage-fest AND fruity drinks.

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The cherries, limes, apples, and oranges could possibly violate man law. The only way it does not violate man law is if your party contains more women than men. You don't want to have a sausage-fest AND fruity drinks.

The pineapples are required, you have a glass or two then start eating those things that have been soaking in the bottom; it will put you in a great place...

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Sweet Christ...sherbert, cherries, lemonade, mixed berries. No man should drink a cocktail with more than two ingredients.

AMEN! Although I do agree that if it brings in the ladies, then go with it. Long island iced tea is always a good go-to (see: Auger Inn recipe in 1 liter carafe).

In case you SNAPs need a refresher:

1. Captain Morgan

2. Coke

OR

1. Wild turkey

So easy a copilot can do it.

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Guest RabidWombat

Jungle Juice (or as it was called in the hallowed dorms of University New Hampshire: Death Punch)

Rent one of those 5 gallon coolers that you always see the football players dumping on their coaches.

1 fifth of everclear

a bag of ice

2 containers of koolaid mix(the plastic ones the size of a softball with the sugar already in the mix)

20-30 of your favorite nasty beer. (schlitz, pbr, icehouse, the beast all work wonders)

1 bottle of the cheapest champagne you can find(critical step, this one bottle changes the whole brew)

fill the rest with water, mix and enjoy.

mmm mmm, oh how i miss college...

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Guest ShineR

Obviously mr EN STUD you must have cheated your way through college to not know how to make jungle juice...especially since there are many true tried methods...

Anyways, here is a recipe for something different, what we call "Summer Crunk Juice" or "Juan Govelcavich,"

What you need:

- 3 Beers (usually something prime and delicious like keystone)

- Vodka or Bacardi

- Can of frozen concentrate pink lemonade

- Pitcher and large spoon

What you do:

- Pour frozen concentrate pink lemonade into pitcher

- Fill empty concetrate can up to the brim with vodka/bacardi and pour into pitcher

- Pour three beers into pitcher

- Stir with large spoon or other stirring device

- Drink!

It looks pretty nasASSty, but believe me, it will get you drunk hella fast and it actually tastes pretty damn good! Enjoy!

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Obviously mr EN STUD you must have cheated your way through college to not know how to make jungle juice...especially since there are many true tried methods...

Anyways, here is a recipe for something different, what we call "Summer Crunk Juice" or "Juan Govelcavich,"

What you need:

- 3 Beers (usually something prime and delicious like keystone)

- Vodka or Bacardi

- Can of frozen concentrate pink lemonade

- Pitcher and large spoon

What you do:

- Pour frozen concentrate pink lemonade into pitcher

- Fill empty concetrate can up to the brim with vodka/bacardi and pour into pitcher

- Pour three beers into pitcher

- Stir with large spoon or other stirring device

- Drink!

It looks pretty nasASSty, but believe me, it will get you drunk hella fast and it actually tastes pretty damn good! Enjoy!

Sounds almost like Bourbon St "Hand grenade". Those certainly can tear a brotha up.

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