It turns out that our PA shop can forward voicemails to their email. The following phone call is an actual complaint received - you could't write something this good if you tried. I KNOW I am going to regret posting this. Enjoy!

Best phone complaint ever

I'd like for him to say that when he's not hiding behind a phone.

oh god, that is GOLD...I'm taking that to work.

I almost choked on my beer.

Wow.

How does buzzing his house in a CAP 172 = you are a closet dweller?

How about some contact info for him?!?!? :D

At least at the end he apologizes for stepping on the homosexual toes over at 'air command'

As a native East Tennessean, I can sure-the-hell tell you this guy ain't from Tennessee! Likely he is from Las Vegas or North Dakota; maybe Seattle.

Civil Air Patrol: A Renegade Band of Degenerate Homosexuals.

Wow, and I was going to do some flying for them when I get back to the states...I don't think I live up to their standards now! That is just classic. Sad thing is, that guy is allowed to vote.

I'm gonna say that Barney Fife's elevator may not go all the way to the top. That's some "ULTRA" right wing wierdo for sure. Only in America.

Cooter

Wait...so you guys are saying he's wrong? KC-135 pilots aren't all homosexuals?

I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think general Ripper found out about your prevertion, and you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.

Wait...so you guys are saying he's wrong? KC-135 pilots aren't all homosexuals?

Skibum,

Sorry to disappoint you. Guess you are going to have to go elsewhere to find some man love.

Hilarious, I almost destroyed my laptop, made the mistake of taking a sip of coffee while listening. Wish I could access it at work, so I could forward it off to some KC-135 guys I know.

What the!?!?! CAP is automatically gay!?! This is absolutely asinine!

I love this guy! Someone get this man a beer.

"...sorry if that steps on some homosexual's toes..."

LMAO :D :D :D

Priceless.

It sounds like this is one of those travelin' & harrassin' Reverend Phelps Kool-Aid drinkers based on a coupla his remarks.

I'll forward the audio link to the local Patriot Guard chapter here in MN; they should get a kick out of it.

I'm surprised he didn't have anything to say about those fairy-dust "chemtrails" we've been spraying over his house too.

Sheesh, some people's kids....

Cheers, Hydro

EDIT: BTW, Scoot.... Well-played Dr Strangelove tie-in. Nice!

[ 13. December 2006, 11:45: Message edited by: Hydro130 ]

"a renegate degenerate band of homosexuals"

WTF??

He's obviously never lived near a Navy base.

"They all fit the bill - they're all feminine, small, teasy, caddy little men..."

At a 135 unit? Never!

I keed!! I keed!!

Bergman,

Sounds like you found the perfect unit to transfer too, you are probably fitting right in.

Originally posted by pcgoeken:

... you are probably fitting right in.

...so to speak

Dude is a total homo-phobe. Sounds like he is covering up his true feelings.

I knew it!!! I too, have met some of those degenerate efeminate men of the TANG, I always suspected something was up, butt now I know that they ARE a bunch of degenerate homo's........ please leave this poor man alone and quit buzzing and teasing him in your degenerate homo machine..... the KC-135! and for gosh sake quit looking in his window and go find your own man or whatever it is you homo TANG men do.

Dude...I think this guy is on to something, I found McGhee Tyson to be pretty gay too...just kidding staff!!

He certainly seems to have a mild fixation on degenerative homosexuality. I do however wish that he was stop hiding his emotions and tell us how he really feels. Priceless.

This clip will make it Air Force Wide in 5...4...3...

Best...Noise Complaint...Ever!

HD

I wish the site was not blocked at work and I could figure out how to download the audio!

Give me coordinates for this guys' house and we'll make sure he has something to complain about.