Guest Renegade Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Can anyone provide me with diagram of the Defensive Egg? Thanks, Ren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toro Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Is that anything like the remote-controlled egg? My ex-girlfriend used to love that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 The energy egg? That's different for every aircraft, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KoolKat Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 I’ve got this one... The “Defensive Egg” is a power move used by Yoshi in one of the Mario brother’s video games. In said maneuver, Yoshi throws the egg or he himself rolls up into the “egg” and rolls quickly causing total destruction in his path! There is no said diagram material for the nighty "defensive egg" maneuver and its devastating effects...however, you can find the contoller inputs required to accomplish it in the instruction manual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Is this the diagram? He looks defensive to me. [ 02. February 2005, 21:17: Message edited by: Clearedhot ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robes Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 I do not think there is really a diagram... more of a recipe Defensive (Offensive) Eggs Ingredients: 12 Eggs (brown preferred) Directions: Carefully place eggs outside, without breaking eggs, above the ground and in a secure place (do not want them to crack or break). Leave eggs sit outside for five weeks NOTE: For Spicy egg place in Compost for last two weeks Serving Suggestions: Toss gracefully off the bridge (offensive) Throw aggressively at people coming after you with weapons (defensive) Sorry, could not resist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcola Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 no no no, guys, you've got it all wrong. This is the diagram he was talking about, the defensive egg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 [ 02. February 2005, 21:18: Message edited by: Clearedhot ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skipplet Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by KoolKat: I’ve got this one... The “Defensive Egg” is a power move used by Yoshi in one of the Mario brother’s video games. In said maneuver, Yoshi throws the egg or he himself rolls up into the “egg” and rolls quickly causing total destruction in his path! There is no said diagram material for the nighty "defensive egg" maneuver and its devastating effects...however, you can find the contoller inputs required to accomplish it in the instruction manual. A google search for defensive egg yields: And while you're trying to figure out what the defensive egg is... [ 20. January 2007, 23:16: Message edited by: PhillipJFry ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KoolKat Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Oh, I believe this has offically become funny. Renegade, you really are going to have to tell us what this defensive egg thing is really all about. In the meantime, please, I need some more of this s&*t!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 (edited) [ 03. February 2005, 03:59: Message edited by: Beaver ] Edited February 18, 2007 by Beaver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 (edited) I think this is what he was looking for: Edited July 15, 2013 by Toro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Beaver, that is an excellent graphic of our HAGS exercise on sortie OB-1. Oh...wait...that's GOUGE! BURN THE WITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 By the way, that defensive egg should be jinking, not flaring. But that might be gouge, too. Or even secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dumaisj Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by Hacker: Is that anything like the remote-controlled egg? My ex-girlfriend used to love that one... My current one still does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farva Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Beaver, Haaaaaaaaaaa!! That was the funniest post (your first pic) I've ever seen on here. Thank you for that. LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 I'm on a roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest egovolo Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Which came first, the defensive chicken or the defensive egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandal Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 I have no clue, but it doesn't matter. The defensive Col. Sanders deep fried them both and sold 'em as a combo meal with a biscuit and a beverage of your choice for $5.95. The real question here is Original or Extra Crispy?? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACCBoomer Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Defensive Egg going for position? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cbire880 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Uhoh, looks like some of the diagrams of the Defensive Egg got sanitized in the move to the new message board. Gotta keep those eggs secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zrooster99 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Uber Thread Revival! By the way, I had a tough time finding the original as there were like 30 references to it in other threads… Anyway, I had to tell this story. I was coming back from leave last week and picked up a connection from Sacramento to SEATAC on an Alaskan Air Flight. My wife was TDY, so I was traveling alone and therefore was proudly sporting my much coveted Defensive Egg T-shirt. It’s hard to explain to people without sounding like a geek, by the way…I usually say: “it’s an inside joke from this internet blog” See what I mean? Anyway, when I stepped on the jet, the stewardess (she was a cutie by the way) gave me a weird look and started reading my shirt out loud. Then she looked up with the same look on her face and the conversation went like this: Me: "it's a fighter pilot thing, but I'm actually a cargo pilot..." Her: (cutting me off) "oh, I know all about it..." Me: (a little surprised) "oh, you know about the defensive egg?!" Her: "yes, my grandfather was an instructor pilot in biplanes, and my father was a fighter pilot and cousins...blah blah (I start to zone out looking at her boobs...kind of missed some of what she said)" Me: "Wow, so you know all about it then, there aren't many people that have heard of the defensive egg!" Her: "Yeah, most of my family is in aviation" Me: "Yeah that's pretty cool...blah blah and so on (still looking at boobs)" The conversation went on like that for a while, and then I headed to my seat. Anyway, if I were single, I would have hit it. So, moral of the story is, wear your defensive egg t-shirt and you might get the opportunity to hook up with a hot stewardess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Davies Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Calling Beaver: Can you please re-post your defensive egg diagrams? Zrooster Nice revival! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest soflguy Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Uber Thread Revival! By the way, I had a tough time finding the original as there were like 30 references to it in other threads… Anyway, I had to tell this story. I was coming back from leave last week and picked up a connection from Sacramento to SEATAC on an Alaskan Air Flight. My wife was TDY, so I was traveling alone and therefore was proudly sporting my much coveted Defensive Egg T-shirt. It’s hard to explain to people without sounding like a geek, by the way…I usually say: “it’s an inside joke from this internet blog” See what I mean? Anyway, when I stepped on the jet, the stewardess (she was a cutie by the way) gave me a weird look and started reading my shirt out loud. Then she looked up with the same look on her face and the conversation went like this: Me: "it's a fighter pilot thing, but I'm actually a cargo pilot..." Her: (cutting me off) "oh, I know all about it..." Me: (a little surprised) "oh, you know about the defensive egg?!" Her: "yes, my grandfather was an instructor pilot in biplanes, and my father was a fighter pilot and cousins...blah blah (I start to zone out looking at her boobs...kind of missed some of what she said)" Me: "Wow, so you know all about it then, there aren't many people that have heard of the defensive egg!" Her: "Yeah, most of my family is in aviation" Me: "Yeah that's pretty cool...blah blah and so on (still looking at boobs)" The conversation went on like that for a while, and then I headed to my seat. Anyway, if I were single, I would have hit it. So, moral of the story is, wear your defensive egg t-shirt and you might get the opportunity to hook up with a hot stewardess. How would you get a defensive egg shirt if you don't own one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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