ATC: "BLUE STREAK 5342, go around immediately, collision warning."

What the fuck is so hard about saying that?

5 hours ago, chase said:

For God's sake, if I ever die in a crash, please destroy the damn CVR

Did anyone ever hear the rumor about that FE (I think he was a C141 guy) who flew with a bag monkey bones? In the event of a crash, he was going to yell "how did that monkey get into the cockpit?"

Edited August 8Aug 8 by Biff_T
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Fuck it. 6 lbs of hamster bones should do the trick.  Compact enough too.  Ref Theo Vonn.

6 hours ago, disgruntledemployee said:

ATC: "BLUE STREAK 5342, go around immediately, collision warning."

What the fuck is so hard about saying that?

Sure.  That's a "holy shit, the rabid tiger escaped it's enclosure and is about to pounce on a 3-year-old kid - shoot it!!" solution to a problem that was avoidable 10 minutes earlier with a simple 360 or a "no circle to 33 with a helo on route 4" mandate.  There's lots of blame to pass around.  But saying the solution lies in the last 30 seconds of the event is not very realistic.  

Trash panda (bones) could pass for legit stowaway...