Mid-Air Collision in DC

[disgruntledemployee]

ATC: "BLUE STREAK 5342, go around immediately, collision warning."

What the fuck is so hard about saying that?

[Biff_T]

5 hours ago, chase said:

For God's sake, if I ever die in a crash, please destroy the damn CVR

Did anyone ever hear the rumor about that FE (I think he was a C141 guy) who flew with a bag monkey bones? In the event of a crash, he was going to yell "how did that monkey get into the cockpit?"

Edited 9 hours ago by Biff_T
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[disgruntledemployee]

Fuck it. 6 lbs of hamster bones should do the trick.  Compact enough too.  Ref Theo Vonn.

[JeremiahWeed]

6 hours ago, disgruntledemployee said:

ATC: "BLUE STREAK 5342, go around immediately, collision warning."

What the fuck is so hard about saying that?

Sure.  That's a "holy shit, the rabid tiger escaped it's enclosure and is about to pounce on a 3-year-old kid - shoot it!!" solution to a problem that was avoidable 10 minutes earlier with a simple 360 or a "no circle to 33 with a helo on route 4" mandate.  There's lots of blame to pass around.  But saying the solution lies in the last 30 seconds of the event is not very realistic.  

[Swizzle]

Trash panda (bones) could pass for legit stowaway...