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I searched, I swear...couldn't find anything.

Funny TDY name tag names, anyone? I want some ideas.

Here's what I got so far:

Hugh Jorgan

Haywood Jablowme

Jack Mahogoff

Harry Paratestes

Oliver Clothesoff

...and that's about it. Add your favortes to this list.

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Hoser

[ 04. December 2005, 21:17: Message edited by: Hoser ]

Phil McKrevis

Al Kahaulik (thank you Bart Simpson)

Mike Hawk

Masaaj Mahrod - Must credit this one to Jeff with the Keesler J-Model Gang and my Herk Initial Qual class back in 02.

I've always liked the idea of getting the SQ/CC's name with your wings...

Edit: Interesting story... I remember when a bunch of my friends back at ETAR came home from the SandBox and had strange nametags on.. seems a Reserve unit (God Bless 'em) ordered nametags for all of their members... but they came too late and my friends wore 'em for their tour and home again... Anybody got a line on this missing box of tags?

[ 04. December 2005, 21:52: Message edited by: Linda ]

Originally posted by Linda:

Masaaj Mahrod - Must credit this one to Jeff with the Keesler J-Model Gang and my Herk Initial Qual class back in 02.

And to Robert DeNiro in a SNL skit.

https://gorillamask.net/denirosnl.shtml

May not be a work safe site.

Uliq Madiq and Usuqa Madiq - haha

(Insert any first name here) Zweiner.

Manager at work has this last name and it never gets old paging his name on the intercom. "John Zweiner to the womens restrom for assistance"

What about the fly girls? All I've got is Connie Lingus...

Mike Hunt..forgot that one earlier

We got patches with our squadron commander's name on them. It's funny having 6 dudes walk around with the same nametag.

EDIT: Of course, I am a dollar late and a day short once again.

[ 05. December 2005, 00:23: Message edited by: Vetter ]

Originally posted by Karl:

Uliq Madiq and Usuqa Madiq - haha

These are good........

Some I did many years ago that I wish I would have copyrighted at Marden Nametags in Tucson.

Wan Tu Echu

Chinese Fighter Pilot

Ram Adong Thru

Arab .....

Bjorn Tu Licyurbush

Swedish.........

One of my favorites but only worn with your best bud wearing it also.......

Vecan Makucum (veecan)

Swedish Ftr Pilot

Ilik Titanpuss (eyelick)

Phil U. Widmadick

Ubees Ma***** (prounounced oohbees)

Originally posted by theultimatespy:

Mike Hunt..forgot that one earlier

Used to call DFW paging for all 3 terminals,

funny how many times they fell for it.

This web site is a few years old, but it was done by a couple of dudes in London who would dress up as chauffeurs and gave carefully-arranged unpronounceable “foreign” names to the info desk after flights arrived from the Middle East. They then recorded the results being read over the airport loudspeakers. Pretty hilarious...

Looks like...Reads like...Sounds like!!!

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest - I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet - Oo-ah, that‘s better and now I need a shit

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted - My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee - Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed - I hate this ****ing job, and I will be fired

Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie - I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody

The web site has sound files to hear the recordings...

Cheers! M2

M2,

Someone at Orlando Intl must have picked up on that idea. I was standing in line to check in the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, when over the PA came this announcement:

"Jack Mehoff, your party is waiting in baggage claim. Jack Mehoff."

A bit less original, but it was funny to hear.

Anita Drink

Hugh Jass

Amanda Hugginkiss (Thanks to Bart)

For the young girls -- Miranda Wright

Clint Torrez

Bud Weiser (too obvious?)

Oliver Klozoff

Bob Loblaw

Justin Case (I actually knew a guy w this name)

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