Finally getting named this weekend, and of course, we're tasked with providing the "pre-namage" entertainment. What are some of the better/funnier skits you all have seen in a roll-call type setting? Any ideas? We're not at home station, so that does make it a little more difficult...

Thanks in advance!

Edited to add: the boss has ruled out strippers.

Edited March 3, 200916 yr by Flare

Edited to add: the boss has ruled out strippers.

I think you misunderstood him... I am sure he meant no male strippers.

I think Nole is correct. You're TDY and the Boss said, "No Strippers" or something to that effect?

I think this is one of those cases where he can not order you do do something (like paying dues), but can make your life hell if you don't do it.

So clearly, he cannot order you to aquire strippers for the naming, but he can make your life hell if you don't.

I'm sure LPA and CABLE will agree with me on this one.

While strippers may be cool, it's def playing with fire given the bosses comments. Local band?

Try ex(/r)otic dancers As long as they don't strip they are not strippers, LOL.

Cheers

Edited March 3, 200916 yr by Vulture

I think the boss was looking for plausible deniability. Now, he can enjoy the strippers, but he can say- “Damn it, I told you no strippers!”

Without going into things I can't discuss on here given how anonymous baseops really isn't, I assure you they aren't an option for this gathering. Any other ideas?

"Massage Therapists"...

As long as they don't strip they are not strippers, LOL.

So if they just SHOW UP naked there's no stripping involved!

"Without going into things I can't discuss on here given how anonymous baseops really isn't..."

_ck these people are helpful.

A band, a bunch of booze and 5 escorts for the single guys would completely f_ckin' kill...You'd be a hero. A very broke hero, but shit, it's just money.

A band (as good as you can afford, get this second...,) an esort for each single guy (get this first) and then the rest of the budget on booze.

This is THE recipe for a party.Ideally, each guy pays for that escort, people bring their own booze and kick in for the band, but it DOES NOT always go down like that. Foot it yourself and you'll be eating Ramen for a couple weeks.

Ramen is very tasty though...You just think about the fun it caused you and it's good, good, good!

Strippers? Geez. You people are idiots.

BENDY

EDIT: If a single guy already has a weening for a girl...tell him NO. No F_CKING escort for you! Bring her. Continue your BS with her! No logical reason to give this guy goods when he's already pissed on the territory like that. Then...wish him luck and offer him the band and booze. They should have a good time too.

Edited March 3, 200916 yr by Bender

If you make a large order from the local Hooters you can usually arrange to have a few of the girls deliver the order.

They usually hang around for a while ... and they aren't strippers they're delivery girls.

USUALLY works out well ... occasionally you'll get a B team (or worse) strap-hanger that then stalks the squadron.

Every squadron has at least 2 dudes okay with dealing with the strap-hanger. Meh, it's just a pain in my ass to get them motivated.

Excellent financial alternative right there to the straight up escorts.

I don't suggest it, nor condone it, but it is valid.

Good job, Hoss.

BENDY

EDIT: ..and I'm not throwing a party until I PCS, period dot, so stop asking. I'm not doing it. Get your own f_ckin' hooker. unreal.

Edited March 3, 200916 yr by Bender

An 80's cover band...

Cheers! M2

If you make a large order from the local Hooters you can usually arrange to have a few of the girls deliver the order.

They usually hang around for a while ... and they aren't strippers they're delivery girls.

USUALLY works out well ... occasionally you'll get a B team (or worse) strap-hanger that then stalks the squadron.

Watch out for the Hooters girls. One slap on the a$$ can get you in some $hit. It is better to hire a professional girl and pay her to keep her clothes ON than to have a Hooters girl file a law suit.

Watch out for the Hooters girls. One slap on the a$$ can get you in some $hit. It is better to hire a professional girl and pay her to keep her clothes ON than to have a Hooters girl file a law suit.

Sounds like you're speaking/typing from experience.

I guess it depends on what you mean by not at the home station.

-Beer Olympics are always a good time. Flip cup, chugging relay, quarters, beer pong

-An ice block, jello shots, vodka mellon... anything to make people drink more than they originally intended

-In college we bought a dump truck full of sand and made a beach in the back yard. Then we got a Buffett cover band and had a luau/pig roast

-Build a pool. Fill it with beer and women (paid or otherwise). Drink and enjoy the bikinis.

-Around the World party. I'm sure you went to the one at Sheppard. Good booze. Good food.

Edited March 4, 200916 yr by FallingOsh