Steve Holt!

Well, at least they're adhering to the new 3-09.3's min info gameplan requirement. So we got that going for us

I resent this statement. I may be a functionally retarded kindergarten monkey when we fly, BUT I DO MY JOB SIR.

I only need 5 more...

I'll put that on the board as the objective the next time we go to war. Be just good enough for the ground commander. I'm sure they'll dig it.

If only we had an airplane designed to prevent Russian tanks from pushing west into Europe..

I get to wear pajamas to work?

Lol, they steal your shit and force you to give them money. You don't need the club to have a drop party, been my experience that you can do a better shindig by having an after party at someone's house or east berlin or wherever the cool kids hang out these days. Plus you don't have to worry about the Monday morning bleed-over from all of the O-5 and O-6's watching your festivities like a hawk. YMMV

This. We had similar problems with getting not terrible beer and the club. We were required to use the club and required to purchase a minimum amount of crap (I think some food and a keg or two.) Our class just decided to min run the club festivities and give them as little money as we could and have a get-together after with everything we wanted. If you attempt to just show up with your own kegs and play the Lt card, it's been my experience that they will take your kegs. They'll feed some line about how you can get them later after the party and never give them back.

I don't know man. The airplane I fly has 3 autopilot options. Altitude hold, altitude and heading hold, and the third option, and they don't do much to make me a better or safer pilot, except maybe to help out when I need to get some snacks from my pocket.

The secret to get these guys to leave you alone is to never break eye contact. And moan.

Figuring out how many aileron rolls you can do before you go through the moa floor. 12

But it really hurt when they cut all those teeth out of my facehole..

Apparently Congressmen are showing up at the WWII museum to show how outrageous the whole thing is. One of them even took the time to chastise a park ranger for it.

Get the LPA in there

Pilsung.