I hate Guard and Reserve guys. All of them. Even my friends. I hate them.
Day 1 of UPT, we were in the Laughlin auditorium, sitting there to get our foot prints taken in our Blues, and each of us asking the other what we wanted to fly. "I want to fly the F-15"... I want to fly the KC-10"... ... ... ...
The one Reservist in our class: "I'm going to fly the F-4".
Us: "What do you mean you're 'going to fly the F-4' "?
Him: "I'm a Reservist".
Us: "So? What does that mean?" (note: this was before the internet, where you could find out all about the Reserves without lifting a finger)
Him: My unit is at Wright-Patt. We have F-4's there, and that's what I'll fly."
Us: "Wait... what?... Hey!! You KNOW what you're going to fly already?? Maj XX, can I transfer to this Reserve thing, sir??!!!!"
You guys all suck... and we hate you.