Beaver

How I spent Spring Break by Ernesto Guzman

I bet the INS met him at the dock when the Coast Guard brought him back.

Don't do it man.

I was the fifth guy to get named at a looong drunken naming ceremony. I hadn't done anything especially noteworthy in MQT and my name doesn't really lend itself to ridicule. Our old crusty DO at the time thought I looked young, so he suggested Beaver, like the TV show. Once Beaver becomes a name option you're pretty much done for. "Who likes Beaver?" Crowd erupts, name sticks.

I wouldn't pay for either. I had XM for 3 months and my roommate has Sirius. They both play the same shitty songs over and over.

The AMLO at Ft Campbell deployed for a couple months when the division first deployed, then again when they returned. Makes sense, he helps them move all their crap to and from theater. And the Army has a LOT of crap. In some places the AMLO works in the same building as the TACP guys, but not here. I've never seen the current AMLO. This is just my opinion, and I really don't know all that much about what the AMLO does day to day, but I think I would take an white jet over an AMLO. I have the opposite opinion about ALO and white jet. But I don't think the AMLO guys get as much hands on leadership experience as ALOs. I could be wrong, so take that FWIW.

Step by step instructions for a Party Shirt: 1. Buy tuxedo shirt 2. Buy fabric 3. Go to tailor 4. Say "make new sleeves and back of shirt" 5. Pay 6. Pick up shirt 7. Wear

Oefelein is pretty much my hero. Unless someone can prove otherwise he's the pimpingest dude in the universe. Sex emails in space? Astronaut chicks all on his jock? This guy has galactic game.

We get a lot of Buff EWO's that volunteer to be ALO's after about 2 years of flying. That should tell you something.

The BFM is a great pack. It's got straps inside to secure a PRC-117 and a hole for the antenna. Wait...that's probably not what you need it for. It's really comfortable and you can haul a lot of crap in it. It's pretty bulky though. When fully stuffed you'll have a hard time getting it in an overhead compartment, if that's a concern.

Are you looking for strange? Cause there's better places for that than 9 Fine Irishmen.

Don't think that it's just the AF that has succumbed to the reflecto-belt queerness. I have to do a 12 mile road march tomorrow in full combat gear, weapon, kevlar, body armor, the works. I get to top it off with not one, but two reflective belts to ensure that I can be seen from both directions. In the daytime. What I'd like to see return to the Air Force: leaders with balls.

Starting your stache in Feb is weak.

Try your base education office. You have to outprocess there when you PCS so you might as well figure out where it is now.

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I wasn't talking about the Army guy asking for mats (even though they get issued genuine Thermarest inflatable pads through CIF). I was just questioning the need for an online mattress store of any kind. Do that many people really order mattresses online?

Who buys a mattress online?

Here's your chance to post your favorite airshow conversations. Mine is: Japanese guy: Can I take a picture of you and my girlfriend together? Beaver: Why yes, you can.

Chick car

The power cord on almost all your electronic gadgets works from 110v-240v. Look on the plug itself. XBOX 360 is 110 only, though. I'd get some pants with no back pockets so your would be abductors can't slip a bomb in there.

Anyone want to buy my Corvette?

I own 4 cars. Keep the POS and buy the Camaro when it comes out if that's what you want. Or you could get a real sports car, like a Corvette.

Injustice: all those planes crumpled up and piled on top of each other, and someone's little black piece of shit car comes through with a broken window.

Looks like GySgt Hartman got a little carried away.

Race Car Driver