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I was scrolling through my MP3s and found an old forgotten favorite of mine from college. Its an Irish folk song by a guy named Christy Moore. Its called Lisdoonvarna, and I can attest that its a great drinking song especially when all in the place of drink is singing and there is someone playing a spoon and a cookiesheet. Great times. What are your favorite drinking songs?

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Guest viper24

Brad Paisley "Alcohol" or Toby Keith "Courtsey of the Red, White, and Blue" (895 people know what Im talking about)

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Hair of the Dog, I'm not sure of the title...I think its "I used to work in Chicago".

I used to work in Chicago

at a department store

Thought I did a pretty good job

but I can't go back there anymore

A man and his wife

came in for a cake

"what kind of cake?" said I

"Layer" he said

"LAY HER I DID" <- crowd

and I can't go back there anymore

Its got about 8 other verses too..

[ 10. January 2006, 01:01: Message edited by: toastychicken ]

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From the Fighter Pilot Songbook:

THE OLD DEPARTMENT STORE

(tune: The Bear Went Over The Mountain)

I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store

I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore

A woman come in for some paper!

<crowd> Some paper from the store...

Paper she wanted, a ream she got!

Oohh! I don't work there anymore!

I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store

I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore

A woman come in for some jewelry!

<crowd> Some jewelry from the store

Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got!

Oohh! I don't work there anymore!

Other Verses:

Carpet she wanted, laid she got

Elevator she wanted, my shaft she got

Nail she wanted, screwed she got

Plumbing she wanted, my pipe she got

Seafood she wanted, crabs she got

Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got

Some needles she wanted, a prick she got

A donkey she wanted, some ass she got

Canned ham she wanted, porked she got

Meat she wanted, my sausage she got

Beef she wanted, porked she got

Helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got

KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got

Camel she wanted, humped she got

Translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got

Turkey she wanted, gobble she got

**** she wanted, **** she got

Orgasm she wanted, who cares what she got?!

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Also from the Fighter Pilot Songbook...

(as taught to me back in WW-OIF by a bunch of drunk RAF pilots!)

OLD KING COLE

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he

He called for his kites in the middle of the night

And he called for his [crew position] three

Now, every [crew position] was a very fine chap

And a very fine chap was heee-eeeee ...

"I don't give two f*cks" said the Pilot

Merry merry men are we

There's none so fair as can compare

To the boys of the RFC

So how's your father...all right!

How's your sister...she's tight!

When was your last time...last night!

When's your next time...to-night!

Rule Britannia, with Marmalade and jam,

Five Chinese crackers up your arsehole,

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

(repeat, adding crew positions and removing 'bang's every verse)

"15 miles off course" said the Navigator

"15 pounds more boost" said the Engineer

"Dah-di-di-dah-di-di-dah" said the Wireless-Operator

"Jesus Christ it's cold" said the Tail-Gunner

"Left, steady, left, steady, left" said the Bombardier

[ 10. January 2006, 04:42: Message edited by: Hacker ]

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Originally posted by sid:

a nun taught me this one:

I F***d a dead whore by the roadside

I knew right away she was dead (drunks: SHE WAS DEAD!)

The skin was all gone from her belly

And her hair was all gone from her head (drunks: HER HEAD!)

repeat as necessary

But that's only the first half of the first verse!

And as I lay down there beside her,

I knew right away I had sinned (I HAD SINNED)

I put my lips to her sweet p*$$y

and sucked out the wad I shot in (SHOT IN)

Chorus:

Sucked out, sucked out

I sucked out the wad I shot in (SHOT IN)

repeat once

2nd verse:

I sucked out the wad from her p*$$y

I sucked out the wad from her ear

I sucked out the wad from between her bit t!t$

and then I sucked down a cold beer (COLD BEER)

chorus with "down a cold beer"

3rd verse:

My one skin lies over my two skin

my two skin lies over my three

my three skin lies over my foreskin

oh bring back my foreskin to me (TO ME)

bring back, bring back....

and yes, that IS a GREAT song! :D

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Originally posted by HercDude:

I don't want to join the Air Force, I don't want to go to war . . . .

Might have just been a Lakenheath thing. I don't know because I no longer hang out with people who point with their elbows.

No, it's at least standard among the C and E models. Went to a roll call at the 1st Fighter Squadron and they were well versed in the song.
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  • 15 years later...

it was taught to me by a drunk irishman by the name john o'donnell ...oh the midnight air,the wind blew fair blew right up her nitey,tits hung loose like balls on a moose,jesus christ almighty,she jumped in the bed, covered up her head said i couldn't find her but she let out a scream when i shot her the cream cause i jumped right in behind her,i humped her once ,i humped her twice,i humped her once too often,broke the main spring in her and sent her to her coffin. quite catchy.

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