it was taught to me by a drunk irishman by the name john o'donnell ...oh the midnight air,the wind blew fair blew right up her nitey,tits hung loose like balls on a moose,jesus christ almighty,she jumped in the bed, covered up her head said i couldn't find her but she let out a scream when i shot her the cream cause i jumped right in behind her,i humped her once ,i humped her twice,i humped her once too often,broke the main spring in her and sent her to her coffin. quite catchy.