To tag on to that one...
I heard that Michael Jackson is off the hook. Yeah, instead of jail, the Church is just going to make him to be a Bishop.
A little off topic but still amusing, heard this one from a herk driver...
A brand new copilot is on his first operational flight at his new squadron. Attempting to endear himself to the crew, he tells a joke after everyone is strapped in: "So what's better than rose's on a piano?" The a/c humors him and says "what" to which comes the quick reply "Tulips on an organ!"
Before anyone can laugh the crusty old FE leans forward and gets right in the CP's face and asks "What's better than making sweet love to a 7 year old vietnamese boy?" To the silence in the cockpit, the FE flatly answers: "NOTHIN!"
The CP didn't say another word for the rest of the flight.