October 24, 200619 yr Author A Nav Thanks for the invite. I'm on my way over. Xtndr Is your missus a big fan of Widow Twankey? [ 24. October 2006, 10:02: Message edited by: Steve Davies ]
October 24, 200619 yr Thanks Drewpey. Amazing "coincidence". Sorry Steve-O. She's not a big theater fan. She is half chinese though, so there's a bit of irony there.
October 24, 200619 yr Originally posted by Blazer2: You don't even know him and you are bashing him... real nice guys. We're not bashing the dude by any means, we are simply making observations about his picture, and so did 100 people surveyed: Survey says..........
October 24, 200619 yr Regardless of whether this dude is a tool or not, he is going to pull mad amounts of poon for this. And stop ripping on NH, I'm from there and I love it. Just because most people think it's a city near Boston doesn't mean anything...
October 24, 200619 yr Originally posted by LJ Driver: he is going to pull mad amounts of poon for this. Yeeeeeeaaah Boyeeeee! Work that New Hampshire action! Bendy, isn't your sis from NH? HD [ 24. October 2006, 18:51: Message edited by: HerkDerka ]
October 25, 200619 yr This post is well on it's way to Defensive Egg infamy... And who actually believes this guy is going to pull massive amounts of poon? Women who email guys out of magazines have issues. And if it's Columbus, MS poon he wants, then he can have it. If you want to do an experiment, go to your nearest bar and tell the ladies you were Cosmo's Mr New Hampshire and see how that goes. Women just aren't easily impressed anymore. If you're having trouble getting lots of poon now, you'll still have trouble getting lots of poon even after you win worthless contests. Hell, even Kobe Bryant has to rape people to get laid...
October 25, 200619 yr Originally posted by rumblefish_2: Hell, even Kobe Bryant has to rape people to get laid... Well played. HD
October 25, 200619 yr Author It's not looking good, I'm afraid. A quick Google for the 'Mr. Cosmopolitan' competition revealed the following disturbing image: One can only hope that he wins the contest outright and is not relegated to the second place title, 'Mr Fashion Look'.
October 25, 200619 yr I think Baseops should create a section of classic threads, and include this and the defensive egg, among others. They are just too good to not be experienced and admired by all. Personally I can't blame him too much for going along with it, but the picture crossed the big line.
October 25, 200619 yr I didn't know that Uncle Jessie was in the military. (the dog tags are a dead give away)
October 25, 200619 yr Yup, he joined after DJ crashed her F-14 into the ramp of a carrier during carrier landing quals. And before Kimmy Gibler got kicked out of the army for being a lesbian Steph is still doing Amateur porn in Van Nuys. And Michelle is an anorexic drug addict trying to find her rumored twin sister Danny put some 12 gauge buckshot in his brain after Joey was killed in a gang fight. Sad story [ 25. October 2006, 14:11: Message edited by: Xtndr50boom ]
October 25, 200619 yr Apparently you guys are from a different era than me, but when you say "Uncle Jessie" I'm thinking Dukes of Hazzard, not Full House.
October 25, 200619 yr Dukes of Hazzard....That's so 1980s Not to worry Beaver, if the picture had been of some old timer with white hair/beard wearing overalls I would've thought of them good ol Duke boys too
October 26, 200619 yr Kimmy Gibbler a les? That sucks, I thought I had a chance. Army? Geez, I misplayed that one.
October 26, 200619 yr You were attracted to Kimmy Gibbler?! Damn, I couldn't stand her. The only one I wanted on that show was the dude with hair's wife/girlfriend/whatever.
October 26, 200619 yr Originally posted by Beaver: Apparently you guys are from a different era than me, but when you say "Uncle Jessie" I'm thinking Dukes of Hazzard, not Full House. Now that is some funny shit!
October 27, 200619 yr Beerman: Occupation: Bone smuggler/pillow biter Ouch! Come on BeerMan, trapped in lag?
October 27, 200619 yr Author Originally posted by BeerMan: Really, I like the pictures of the guys that won the cosmo awards. I think you are are just jealous of their hunky good looks and ass-slapability. OK, that may or may not be true, I am just so very sad that I left this profile open on a public PC...but so very happy that the person that found it only made this one post then was nice enough to log me out. Priceless!
November 2, 200619 yr Originally posted by Bender: I was Cosmo Man: New York 2003...no big deal. It's not like I go around advertising it or bragging about it...now that's just poor form. :D BENDY I was "Cosmo Man" 1979, back then we were covered with hair, front to back, love handles you could set a 6 pack on, and shorts so tight it looked you have stuffed a football helmet inside. How things change.
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