HerkDerka Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Shack. HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Davies Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 A Nav Thanks for the invite. I'm on my way over. Xtndr Is your missus a big fan of Widow Twankey? [ 24. October 2006, 10:02: Message edited by: Steve Davies ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xtndr50boom Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Thanks Drewpey. Amazing "coincidence". Sorry Steve-O. She's not a big theater fan. She is half chinese though, so there's a bit of irony there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techsan Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Originally posted by Blazer2: You don't even know him and you are bashing him... real nice guys. We're not bashing the dude by any means, we are simply making observations about his picture, and so did 100 people surveyed: Survey says.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Best...post...ever! C21 HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Driver Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Regardless of whether this dude is a tool or not, he is going to pull mad amounts of poon for this. And stop ripping on NH, I'm from there and I love it. Just because most people think it's a city near Boston doesn't mean anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Originally posted by LJ Driver: he is going to pull mad amounts of poon for this. Yeeeeeeaaah Boyeeeee! Work that New Hampshire action! Bendy, isn't your sis from NH? HD [ 24. October 2006, 18:51: Message edited by: HerkDerka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumblefish_2 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 This post is well on it's way to Defensive Egg infamy... And who actually believes this guy is going to pull massive amounts of poon? Women who email guys out of magazines have issues. And if it's Columbus, MS poon he wants, then he can have it. If you want to do an experiment, go to your nearest bar and tell the ladies you were Cosmo's Mr New Hampshire and see how that goes. Women just aren't easily impressed anymore. If you're having trouble getting lots of poon now, you'll still have trouble getting lots of poon even after you win worthless contests. Hell, even Kobe Bryant has to rape people to get laid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Originally posted by rumblefish_2: Hell, even Kobe Bryant has to rape people to get laid... Well played. HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Davies Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 It's not looking good, I'm afraid. A quick Google for the 'Mr. Cosmopolitan' competition revealed the following disturbing image: One can only hope that he wins the contest outright and is not relegated to the second place title, 'Mr Fashion Look'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Holy Flock Of Seagulls! HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest msmith16 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I think Baseops should create a section of classic threads, and include this and the defensive egg, among others. They are just too good to not be experienced and admired by all. Personally I can't blame him too much for going along with it, but the picture crossed the big line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Driver Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Wow, those are some sweet assless chaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I didn't know that Uncle Jessie was in the military. (the dog tags are a dead give away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xtndr50boom Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Yup, he joined after DJ crashed her F-14 into the ramp of a carrier during carrier landing quals. And before Kimmy Gibler got kicked out of the army for being a lesbian Steph is still doing Amateur porn in Van Nuys. And Michelle is an anorexic drug addict trying to find her rumored twin sister Danny put some 12 gauge buckshot in his brain after Joey was killed in a gang fight. Sad story [ 25. October 2006, 14:11: Message edited by: Xtndr50boom ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Apparently you guys are from a different era than me, but when you say "Uncle Jessie" I'm thinking Dukes of Hazzard, not Full House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xtndr50boom Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Dukes of Hazzard....That's so 1980s Not to worry Beaver, if the picture had been of some old timer with white hair/beard wearing overalls I would've thought of them good ol Duke boys too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dayswhore@ang.com Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Kimmy Gibbler a les? That sucks, I thought I had a chance. Army? Geez, I misplayed that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aces-High Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 You were attracted to Kimmy Gibbler?! Damn, I couldn't stand her. The only one I wanted on that show was the dude with hair's wife/girlfriend/whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake_65_65 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Originally posted by Beaver: Apparently you guys are from a different era than me, but when you say "Uncle Jessie" I'm thinking Dukes of Hazzard, not Full House. Now that is some funny shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xtndr50boom Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Yup, I'd park the beef bus in tuna town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xtndr50boom Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Beerman: Occupation: Bone smuggler/pillow biter Ouch! Come on BeerMan, trapped in lag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Davies Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 Originally posted by BeerMan: Really, I like the pictures of the guys that won the cosmo awards. I think you are are just jealous of their hunky good looks and ass-slapability. OK, that may or may not be true, I am just so very sad that I left this profile open on a public PC...but so very happy that the person that found it only made this one post then was nice enough to log me out. Priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KoolKat Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 The Defensive Egg threshold has now been crossed. BENDY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SnakeT38 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Originally posted by Bender: I was Cosmo Man: New York 2003...no big deal. It's not like I go around advertising it or bragging about it...now that's just poor form. :D BENDY I was "Cosmo Man" 1979, back then we were covered with hair, front to back, love handles you could set a 6 pack on, and shorts so tight it looked you have stuffed a football helmet inside. How things change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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