January 8, 200916 yr Scheduler- "I've got a great deal for you....not a freak on the crew." I've told that one when I was a scheduler, and had it told to me since. Scheduler- "If you take this bad deal for me, I'll hook you up with the next good deal." Trans- "We don't have any U-drives." To the wife or girlfriend- "I wasn't checking her out." The Airman's Creed- "I am an American Airman. I am a Warrior."- yeah, whatever. Can I get a basketball please. "No, those pants don't make you look fat."
January 9, 200916 yr To the wife or girlfriend- "I wasn't checking her out." I prefer, "She looked familiar."
January 9, 200916 yr AFPC: "We work to put the best people in the right jobs." Overheard at a bar: "I think southern accents are hot!" Overheard at Sanford Stadium: "It's great to be a Georgia Bulldog!"
January 10, 200916 yr AFPC: "We work to put the best people in the right jobs." Overheard at a bar: "I think southern accents are hot!" Overheard at Sanford Stadium: "It's great to be a Georgia Bulldog!" Have you ever been to Athens? Because I can assure you, "It's great to be a Georgia Bulldog" is no lie at all!
January 14, 200916 yr "We broke out right at minimums" "I only had two beers" (and in a training environment) "I was just about to do that"
January 14, 200916 yr Pre drunk hookup... "We don't have to if you don't want to." (but you're really thinking how pissed you'll be or how you can counter if she thinks otherwise) The drunk hookup... "Ya I'm almost finished" The drunk hook up continued (It suddenly feels 10x better) "Did it break?" "No no, its good." After the drunk hookup... "Ya, I'll call you tomorrow." Edited January 14, 200916 yr by SpunkDagger
January 15, 200916 yr Have you ever been to Athens? Because I can assure you, "It's great to be a Georgia Bulldog" is no lie at all! Love that town. Never wouldn've made it through 4 years there.
January 22, 200916 yr Fastnumber15- Total fail on the avatar, unless you're a woman or gay, then whatever.
January 22, 200916 yr Fastnumber15- Total fail on the avatar, unless you're a woman or gay, then whatever. Agreed...see noted change! More acceptable im sure.
January 22, 200916 yr "Im going to be late tonight...I have to study with the guys" No, honey, size doesn't matter. I never dream about being with anyone but you, especially during TDYs. I never fake it. Oh, see what happens when a girl invades these kind of forums. Exit left....
January 22, 200916 yr No, honey, size doesn't matter. I never dream about being with anyone but you, especially during TDYs. I never fake it. Oh, see what happens when a girl invades these kind of forums. Exit left.... Hope your guy doesn't read this forum!
January 22, 200916 yr Hope your guy doesn't read this forum! LOL, he does. But luckily, he has a sense of humor... or at least I hope. Will report back if I have to deal with any beatings or backhands.
January 23, 200916 yr :D You don't have to report back. Because you know what you say to a woman with two black eyes, right? Nothing... I've already been told twice. If only I'd learn my lesson. Here's to another day of "I fell down the stairs".
January 23, 200916 yr Nothing... I've already been told twice. If only I'd learn my lesson. Here's to another day of "I fell down the stairs". She's going to get along here just fine.
January 23, 200916 yr Nothing... I've already been told twice. If only I'd learn my lesson. Here's to another day of "I fell down the stairs". Why are you out of the kitchen?
January 23, 200916 yr Why are you out of the kitchen? She's not, I just allow her access to a laptop once a week after she has satisfactorily cleaned it. It's too bad she always has to run into a door every time it's not good enough.
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