Ok so about four of us were in uniform at Jimmy Johns in Madison, WI, and as we were eating, some regular looking guy was at the counter, staring at us. Typically when they do this, you expect questions like "Do you know Jim Jimson, he's in the Air Force," or "what jets do you fly?" etc.

Instead:

Weird Dude: "Did you know your jets cause memory loss in children?"

Us: "What?"

Weird Dude: "Your low passes over the neighborhoods cause memory loss in children. My children look up at the jets and get a blank face for about 4 seconds (then proceeded to have a dumb blank look for four seconds to show us what he means)."

I start laughing so hard I almost cry.

Wierd Dude to me: " You think its funny that you make children lose their memory?"

Needless to say this went on for about 5 minutes as he kept asking us on a one sided conversation to talk to our "superiors."

I said that i "will tell my superiors If i remember to, but I have been having the issues with my memory lately!" This made him PISSED.

He finally leaves with a "peace" comment.

Hahahahahahhahaha

Edited July 11, 200718 yr by Stiffler

Lump him in with these fruitcakes.

You know what I'd do...hey, look at that...

Damn, I forgot what I was going to say.

haha.. airplane oral sex..

Tell him it isn't the jets that cause the memory loss, it's the behavior control chips the base is implanting in their brains.

Tell him it isn't the jets that cause the memory loss, it's the behavior control chips the base is implanting in their brains.

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