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ski bum

[Firearms at the BX]

Seriously, this will be interesting as it is--for the most part--illegal to bring a personally-owned firearm on base. I wonder how you are expected to get it outta the BX and back home?

We've got a skeet range on base, and the cops have never given me any trouble for bringing a shotgun or two on base. Sometimes I'll bring a shotgun and some clays out to the drop zone, and the cops have never had a problem even when I'm hauling guns in a GOV.

[PA Noise Complaint]

Wait...so you guys are saying he's wrong? KC-135 pilots aren't all homosexuals?