I think the closest he comes to airdropping these days is sitting at FL380 coupled-up, looking out his sweet t-top window and daydreaming about dropping a bag on Cole/Lucky DZ.
Ha ha! I was just told about a Lt Col (guard) at the Deid who was told that "your zipper needs to be in the middle of your nametag" by some Chief. The Lt Col then took his name tag and moved it down so just the top of the nametag was attached to the bottom of the velcro square and then walked away. Awesome.