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Here's one take.

And Canada folded.

https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/4050331/identity-months-dead-at-dod/

( from Grok ) Alright, buckle up, because here comes the unhinged comedy express! So, you know how Los Angeles has these wildfires, right? Every year, it's like Mother Nature's barbecue gone wild. Now, imagine if those fires got a little... creative. Picture this: the flames aren't just burning down Hollywood signs, they're charring the sushi too! We've got the new California Roll - now with an extra smoky flavor! It's not just about the seaweed anymore; it's about how much ash you can pack into that rice. You order a California Roll in LA, and it comes out looking like it's been grilled by Smokey Bear himself. The avocado? Perfectly blackened. The crab? Smoldering. And the rice? Well, let's just say it's got a new texture - crunchy with a hint of charcoal! Here's the kicker - they start advertising it as "Fire-Roasted California Roll." The chefs are out there with their tiny fire extinguishers, not for safety, but to give it that "just extinguished" look. "Want some sauce with that?" "No thanks, I'll take it with a side of soot!" So next time you're in LA and see smoke, just remember, it might not just be another wildfire. It could be the latest in gourmet sushi innovation. Enjoy your meal, but maybe don't ask where the "fresh" flavor comes from. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go patent "Ashes to Ashes, Sushi to Sushi."

so.... https://oversight.house.gov/release/final-report-covid-select-concludes-2-year-investigation-issues-500-page-final-report-on-lessons-learned-and-the-path-forward/ Quick summary by Grok

Nice speech.