May 13, 201312 yr I'm offended that someone finds the things I like (women in bikinis, Hooter calendars,etc) offensive.... I means seriously, are people really so f*cking offended at bikinis? WTF do they do when they go to the beach? Or the base swimming pool? Are they going to ban bikinis there too? I mean, I might see Amn Yummy Britches from finance there with her perfect 36C boobies in that bikini, and it would just create an uncomfortable work environment when I'm sitting waiting at finance when she calls my name, and now I have wood in my flightsuit because I'm thinking about how she looked at the pool last weekend.... It might be time for me to go... Rant - (OH EFF EFF) You may be joking, but I'll bet that day isn't far off. Swim burkas for everyone! After all, the overweight poolside fried chicken eating sea cow wives might be offended that their husbands & sons might have 'unclean' mental images and desire to visit the wood hobby shop after seeing SrA Yummy Britches in her micro bikini.
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