March 30, 201015 yr This is hilarious, my wife is crushed by the news; but I am laughing my ass off! Latin singer Ricky Martin says he is gay What's great for us guys is that when a hot woman announces she's a lesbo, it's totally cool! For example: I don't care if Ellen nailed it before me, I still would!
March 30, 201015 yr I doubt this revelation really takes anyone in the world by surprise. my Gaydar was going ape-shit the first time I saw him in TV.
March 30, 201015 yr Some chick I know on Facebook posted that it took a lot of courage for him to come out. WTF? How much courage does it take when the entire rest of the world figures it out before you do?
March 30, 201015 yr No F-ing way. Next thing I know, you're going to tell me that Elton John is gay. Not only is Elton John gay but he also likes to have sex with men.
March 30, 201015 yr In other news, the Pope is Catholic! I thought the Pope shits in the woods, and bears are catholic? This is hilarious, my wife is crushed by the news; but I am laughing my ass off! Admit it, M2. Your wife is pretending to be crushed by the news; secretly, she only ever said she liked him because she knew it pissed you off.
March 30, 201015 yr Author I thought the Pope shits in the woods, and bears are catholic? Reminds me of an episode of the Young Ones, where one copper is telling another he got into a fight with his girlfriend. He said she got mad because he made some crack about the Pope. The other copper tells him he's an idiot, he know's his girlfriend is Catholic; to which the first copper replies, "Yeah, I knew she was Catholic, but I didn't know the Pope was!" Admit it, M2. Your wife is pretending to be crushed by the news; secretly, she only ever said she liked him because she knew it pissed you off. Not even close, Steve-o! Been telling the wife for years he was a poof, but she never believed it. She hates it when I'm right!
April 1, 201015 yr Saw this on Jimmy Kimmel the other night about Ricky Martin, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq9fXyG4kWQ&feature=channel
April 1, 201015 yr Reminds me of an episode of the Young Ones, where one copper is telling another he got into a fight with his girlfriend.... Been telling the wife for years he was a poof, but she never believed it. She hates it when I'm right! I love how Bentwaters (or was it Woodbridge?) has left you speaking a little 'English' English!. Nice one, mate!
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