November 18, 200916 yr I figured everyone could use a good, light-hearted laugh at the expense of a complete dumbass. https://www.foxnews.c...test=latestnews SEATTLE — Seattle police say a man who thought he was a ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Policesupported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and tookhim to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive careon Tuesday. Police spokeswoman Renee Wittwrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the manmight have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted hewas just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence. Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role. His name was not released. Edited November 18, 200916 yr by brabus
November 18, 200916 yr Rule 1 of being a ninja- don't talk about being a ninja! No, that's not rule 1. Here are the three rules, straight from the official Ninja Webpage. 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. People love it.
November 18, 200916 yr Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role. His name was not released. But we all know it was Bendy! Cheers! M2
November 19, 200916 yr No, that's not rule 1. Here are the three rules, straight from the official Ninja Webpage. 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. People love it. You guys gotta read this. That's some funny shit. Edited November 19, 200916 yr by AlphaMikeFoxtrot
November 19, 200916 yr Author But we all know it was Bendy! Damn, I should have put that together. "Overconfidence in abilities" + "alcohol related" = Bendy. Of course, it all makes sense now!
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