Butters

But the tweet may flame out if you do not get your call off quick!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard this.... Ever heard the one about how your wings will survive a mistake in the air, but not one on the ground??? It is B.S. I can think of one airframe in particular that had a rash of ground incidents... let's see, hit a fence, hit and knocked down a tree (8ft 6in in on the wing), hit another parked aircraft, another fence, and more fire bottles than I can count. Worst punishment for these crews... Q3/1. Back in the saddle the next day. I believe it was Gen Handy who said "next person to run an airplane into something is going to have a very bad day"... It happened again, same result Q-3/1. I think they are just putting some kid through the "scared straight" program. If they are not, they are "shoe clerks"!

The only good flight attendant poontang, is mentally deranged flight attendant poontang! To sum things up, our real problem is everyone out there that either A: Tries to make it as difficult as possible for you to do your job. and B: Thinks the Govt. spent a ton of money for you to fly out to the AOR just to give them something to do. These are the "shoe clerks", these are the ball lickers, these are the ones we are bitching about.

Works every time! 80% of time!

The AF has these ready for when DADT gets thrown out! GWings:

I am writing that on the back of my T-Mike picture so I remember it!

I always love it when ground clears me to taxi and says "use caution"... if they didn't always tell me that I would probably just taxi with reckless abandon.

I have always hated this photo. However, The Air Force seems to love it. This thing is plastered everywhere, it is even on the AMC standard screen saver... that no mater how many times you change it the startup script brings it back. If you want to fold the Flag backwards and disrespect it... keep it in the bedroom, with the homos.

Yes, and his sleeves rolled up!

What does "FUBAR" mean? [sarcasm] Thought morale patches were not authorized!

Friend of mine just did this. They just changed the rules (again), I know you get the weight of the stuff in the car and I belive you get milage for both of you. I would ask at least 7 people at finance and TMO and take the average of their answers.

Got that off the US Forces Korea welcome site. Since it say DOD, I would assume it is worldwide.

Stupid is right! I would have taken the nukes and coke... they are worth way more than $17.2M. Funny, but people fall for this crap every day.

The additional interest your friend gets is paid for by EADS, with the money they steal from America and Boeing!

Duh! We learned this at Safety school. That statement puts an invisible force field around the AC that prevents damage... go see for your self, it is on the SIPR. Right next to the Roswell aliens slide show.

I love how everyone says 'something will be on the SIPR" like there is a Baseops.net Forum on the SIPR where we post all the classifed stuff we can't talk about here.

Both!

Scott was his son, Conrad is also a retired drag race driver

Holy crap. They are quickly depleting the world's supply of 747-200s. Guys did a good job setting it down, so far everyone on the crew survived.

Sorry, but the wings train has already left the station. Now we just need to figure out how long it is going to be before they get rid of badges and everyone gets wings.... finance wings, first shirt wings, chicken wings, ect...

I just weighed mine and it is about .013 oz.

Yea, you have never been to Coalition Titties? It is over by the CAOC.

BTZ to Maj went away a long time ago. LtCol is you first shot at BTZ. Your 2 below board usually comes at the 11-12 year point. UTZ = BTZ for Cyber Command