[Bagram DFAC sets the fail bar]

Jay-hawk, Sea-Hawk, Night-Hawk, Pave-hawk, Black-hawk, who gives a shit. Honestly I tell folks I fly the Air Force version of a Blackhawk because it's too much of a pain to explain the difference. Kings? Primary mission is PR? Please, you're a fucking tanker, just admit it I I keed I keed.

EDIT: Grammar

[WTF? (**NSFW**)]

My guess is they were heavy and drooped the rotor trying to stop a descent. No kidding power available LTE is next to impossible in a Hawk barring extreme stupidity, although goofing around on Lake Tahoe doesn't bode well for their global SA. In any event, that bounce off the water recovery was pure luck.

[WTF? (**NSFW**)]

For her, I'd vibrate

[Desert PT Testing]

The problems of Air Force leadership have nothing to do with our PT test. We need to stop engaging in a dick measuring contest with every other service and focus on our own. Let's focus on tactical excellence instead of how little I can bench press.

[WTF? (**NSFW**)]

It's also easy to believe they were let go to watch where they end up.

[Debt Repayment]

You can want (wish) in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

["Behind Enemy Lines"]

What a great pity it would have been if he'd remained in captivity with his subjects. Someone would have risked all to go get him.

[Leadership at the 'Deid]

I wonder what the guys we're fighting are bitching about?

Flooding

[AF Hind pilot]

It is a pig.

You ain't kidding, it's an EM dog.

[Confusing Comm?]

If anything the "standard" military "lingo" makes communicating with other nations possible. I flew with British Apaches for a month with no problems, only to have one of their pilots joke over the radio about a bbq we were hosting that night and I couldn't understand a word she said. Mind you I had flown in formation with this same pilot multiple times, but when she tried to use "conversational" English I was lost.

[Cyber Wings]

Does anyone else smell that?......

Smells like nerd.

[What if you WANT to be a Helo pilot]

Guard/Reserve are your best bet. Your "friend" wouldn't have enough time left before retirement to make it really worthwhile for the functional at AFPC, but stranger things have happened I suppose. Call the helo functional and ask, name and number should be on the AFPC secure site. Also, 60_Driver is a prior A-10 guy that went to the Alaska Guard to fly helos.

[Pred LPA robs Weapons School]

How about Major General 8lettersword?

Not a Catch-22 fan eh?

[Pred LPA robs Weapons School]

Col Sargeant? What about Major Major?

[Cyber Wings]

We may be pound our heads against the wall frustrated with the speed of our old and under funded networks, but that doesn't mean the threat isn't real.

EDIT: Caveat, this post was not based on any real world knowledge. This is purely Tom Clancyesque speculation.

EDIT2: I should know better

[Predator Follow-on]

Sounds to me like he's saying they're gonna be putting GCS's in locations other than the current launch and recovery points. Whether you think that warrants any level of resistance training.....

[Radio etiquette]

an extended HAR track in OEF

Jesus, that is some old and very bad blood. I really hope the 71st has taken that lesson to heart by now.

[Do you wish you went Guard/Res?]

Is there some kind of unique trick to landing or flying an instrument approach in a herbivore that requires practicing on different runways or NAVAID freqs?

I'd have to guess they're referring to the odd full procedure approaches in places not serviced by "vectors to final for XXX approach." But what do I know, I'd rather fly special VFR in .25nm vis than fly an instrument approach.

[2-star popped for DUI]

I'm gonna side with Kuma on this. Unless it happens on base let the civil side of things decide the punishment.

[First an AT-6...]

Don't just think WSO in the back, think Iraqi trainee in the back, think Afghan trainee in the back, etc. Assuming the AF isn't fucking this up, a major part of doing this correctly would be training host nation personnel and eventually "giving" them the aircraft.

[CV22 Crash in Afghanistan]

I know I commented on this earlier, but just wanted to say that Randy was a great guy and a great instructor. He and the others will surely be missed.

Solid "2" on this. Randy was an IP at Rucker when I went through.

RIP brother

[Holsters in Flight Suits]

Are horizontal shoulder holsters allowed in Kandahar?

OK rant switch on/ Who's the asshole that thought that horizontal shoulder holsters result in flagging of people? Why is this asshole in the military and allowed to touch a firearm? Does this asshole think that firearms go off on their own? He probably thinks having people clear their weapons every ten feet also makes the base safer. /Rant off

I don't know, when I was there this past summer, I carried with a paddle holster and a riggers belt. I hate the way the shoulder rigs flap around without being tied to a belt like they're supposed to be.

[Air Refueling]

I have a great idea, let's throw shit at one another like a bunch of fucking monkeys.

In this thread we've discovered that the tail number requirement is stupid due the billing being done to the wing not the aircraft itself, and that info came from a tanker guy no less. The system says we have to pass you guys tail numbers, fine I've got a co-pilot no big deal, doesn't change the fact that we've invented a process that makes everyone's lives more difficult for no good reason. Do we drive on with a stupid system, or do we fix the process to make it better?

Don't get me started on comm in tanking....

[CV22 Crash in Afghanistan]

A Toast.....

[He said WHAT?]

He's struggling to maintain power. Autocratic leaders will do crazy stupid things to maintain their power. Saying "he's our son of a bitch" and backing him regardless is a bad move in my opinion, didn't work in south Vietnam either. That said, I think this is just a saber rattling load of shit.