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    Pope wing commander removed from duty

    in General Discussion

    Posted · Edited by capt4fans

    Got nothing right now, besides that the guy was hated universally across the Wing. We have Captains and Lt's who have more flying hours than their O-6 Wing Commander.

    I'd call him a Penguin since he flew about as often as those birds do.....but then I'd be insulting a really pretty bird that lives in the Antarctic.

    Here's what I'll be doing along with the rest of the Operators around here this weekend.... :beer: :beer: :beer:

    Stop Drinking

    in Squadron Bar

    Posted · Edited by capt4fans

    You will all be glad to know that it looks like Lt Smalley decided to choose a different career path, or was force shaped out of the AF......(no luck on finding him in the global)

    Either that, or he married and was such a wimp that he took his wife's name. True it's :rainbow: but somehow I wouldn't be surprised if he did that.

    Edit for spelling.

    Lackland Buffoonery

    in Squadron Bar

    Posted

    godjesus - cool it with the faggotry!

    ######ing a - yeah FT was held at Lackland awhile. ###### I even went to it myself. It was gay. It sucked. But FT has also been held at, what, Ellsworth, Maxwell, Tyndall, McChord, ######ing Westover...enough!

    Lackland is the home of BMT and numerous tech schools and all the gayness that goes with that territory. Being pulled 341s as 'tickets' for infractions is beyond obscene.

    Don't forget Barksdale in that list....."Barksdale 1....Second to None!!!!"

    NASA911

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    the shuttle falls like a brick, so I wouldn't exactly call it a lifting body...

    Yeah, it drops out of the sky about as fast as the credibility of Major Jill Metzgar..... :thumbsup::thumbsup:

    Scott O Grady Day

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    Posted · Edited by capt4fans

    "The film Behind Enemy Lines is loosely based on his story. Although he gave it a positive rating on the movie review television show Hot Or Not, he sued the movie company in 2002 for making the film without his permission." :bash::bash:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_F._O%27Grady

    I would have sued them for making such a sh!tty @ss movie and trying pass it off as my story....but then again, O'Grady is a "Wedge" and should be afforded all the rights as such.

    Stanley Cup Finals

    in Squadron Bar

    Posted

    Anyone know if Osgood is going to get an Oscar for the dive he took at the end of the game? I mean he was barely touched with the stick, and the way he acted, you would have thought he got hit by a zamboni.

    Capt Malinda Hammond IS My Hero!

    in Squadron Bar

    Posted

    Very interesting, the Forum Editor deleted all the comments made regarding that topic. All that I read were very critical of the Shoe (Gunner7).

    I'm guessing that the person who deleted that thread is a former finance troll, or a services douche that got out of the military after being picked on too much.

    WTF? (**NSFW**)

    in Squadron Bar

    Posted

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this guy might end up regreting his decision, kinda like that sweet ROTC tat only 100,000,000 times worse.

    Wow...wow....a million times.....wow....

    "I'll show you Mom and Dad....I'm gonna chop my d!ck off.....that'll teach you a lesson....." :nob:

    North Korea at it again

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    hell picturing or hearing them say pork fried rice is funny. That made me spit my coke out. Im peeeer ree iiiiist

    Now I can't go and have Tai food at lunch without thinking about that line. That and the Chinese place around the corner if off limits too.

    Glad I'm not at my former base where there was a Korean place..........I'd probably get thrown out of the place.

    Leadership at the 'Deid

    in General Discussion

    Posted · Edited by capt4fans

    That is by far the gayest thing I have seen from the died.

    I thought our Butch OG was the gayest thing I ever saw at the Deid....or maybe it was the woman in comfortable shoes who was the host nation escort for aircrew. :vomit:

    Leadership at the 'Deid

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    When I was there last year they had a "MWS Week" where they'd go and show an aircraft/brief by the aircrew to anyone who was interested.

    And the OG was having the crews brief about their MWS as well. The best part about the whole thing was the current OG, whose last name might rhyme with Knot, actually sent an email to the AC who was there for the brief telling them just how wonderful a job they did. Bottom line, the OG wasn't at the brief and there wasn't anyone else at the brief either. Talk about clueless. :banghead:

    Leadership at the 'Deid

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    GUYS, GUYS, guess what? I just came up with a great idea!

    Lets have an airshow at the Deid (base personnel only) so we can introduce all the aircraft to the shoeclerks who have no idea about our mission (just kidding guys, insert sarcasm now). I am willing to bet 100% the Wing king would do it. This is a great idea because it could possibly mean keeping some guys from having a day off after working 3-4 weeks straight. It would even rock more if it meant one of our spare lines couldn't hack the mish because it was busy pulling static duty.

    I hope the Wing King doesn't read this because I'm seriously afraid he would make it happen :bohica: .

    I bet your ass I'd be the one out there on the static bird too. :bash:

    Any volunteers?

    Here's to you Wing King :salut:

    Do I sound bitter, pissed, angry, ready to feel like an adult again? YES

    g2s,

    Hate to spoil your Friday, but this was done during my last rotation in that hell hole.

    P.S. Bendy.....you need to drink more. :beer::beer::beer:

    CoC Ceremony @ BAF?

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Ok, so how much of your favorite Col's combat time was worth a shit.

    Lets see, 238 combat hours (not 240 or 230… 238) during Operations DESERT SHIELD, DESERT STORM, SOUTHERN WATCH and ENDURING FREEDOM.

    DESERT SHEILD: All combat time orbiting with his thumb up his ass.

    DESERT STORM: In nearly six weeks of air strikes we only destroyed two T-72 tanks in one unit of the Iraqi 12 Armored Division. The 2nd Armored Cavalry destroyed the remaining thirty-seven armored vehicles in less than six minutes! Guess if he killed both of them himself, he may have killed 6 guys. Other than that he was dropping bombs on a bunch of GP vehicles fleeing Kuwait. Might as well go club some baby seals.

    SOUTHERN WATCH: All combat time orbiting with his thumb up his ass.

    ENDURING FREEDOM: He was an F-15E SQ/CC for 7 months of OEF, doubt he spent all 7 months logging combat sorties. After that it was school, staff AETC ect. Not impressed.

    C-17s RULE!

    So, let's count your hours.......500 Hours during Operation Iraqi Freedom with your feet up and reading Maxim with the autopilot on flying from Turkey into the box and back out.

    500 hours flying to and from Operation Enduring Freedom while you're cruising along at FL 330 on the Boulevard Northbound making asinine radio calls while reading a Maxim before you start the 5 minute approach to Baghram, where you'll hopefully put the gear down before you land, and manage to keep the plane on the runway.

    C-17's might rule......one of these days. :nob:

    Leadership at the 'Deid

    in General Discussion

    Posted · Edited by capt4fans

    Yoda,

    Here's a part of the problem with you. Go to Google and search Al Udeed.

    I saved you the time and did it myself. Just click the link.

    Here's the results from that search. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=a...amp;btnG=Search

    Now, try that search again, but the time, spell it AL UDEID

    If you can't learn how to spell the base you were stationed at (see the thread topic on this one again) then how can I even begin to take you seriously. You don't even know where you worked. I've never heard of the Deed, unless it was in reference to my house.

    I know it's hard to understand, but it called the 'DEID for a reason. Until you can learn that, we'll continue to have problems.

    And yes, I know what those pallets are for. And the fact that you were clueless about those B-1s in your tour over there, shows just how narrow your view of the AF is. I'm sorry for you and for the rest of the people who feel the same way.

    "Rant off"

    Leadership at the 'Deid

    in General Discussion

    Posted · Edited by capt4fans

    I'm actually gonna say something nice on here about the Deed

    Yoda,

    As evidenced by your total lack of SA and the thread topic, it's called the 'Deid for a reason. As in Al Udeid Air Base......Deed would be that thing to your house that you get once you finally pay it off totally.

    And as evidenced by the rest of your post, you are obviously not a flyer who has to continue to put up with bullsh!t rules that make our mission harder to execute. The only good thing I have to say about the Deid is that I"m not there. That place BLOWS

    Edited after daynight posted. Damn I have to stop drinking when I post.

    Blues on Monday

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Just got to kick the man when he's down, don't you.

    What the hell, I'm game. Be sure to kick em with the shoe clerk footwear.

    Out

    Hey, anyone who wants to try and take away a perfectly legitimate/legal uniform to follow specific guidance in order to make the AF more to their liking, should be kicked on a daily basis.

    And since I"m flying tomorrow, I'll use my boots and forgo the shoe clerk footwear.

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