February 6, 200718 yr My favorite line in that whole messed up article. "They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn't have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive." *
February 6, 200718 yr Something had to have happened to cause someone to go nuts like that. A sane person wouldnt just drive 12 hours in diapers to threaten someone with a BB gun...
February 6, 200718 yr I can't stop thinking about what she was thinking about when she shat herself. For being so accomplished, she must of had her shit together at some time. 10 points for the pun
February 6, 200718 yr Originally posted by M2: From this... To this... WTF!² Cheers! M² It's easy to smuggle meth through space, didn't you know?
February 6, 200718 yr + + + = Nowak was wearing a trench coat and wig and had a knife, BB pistol, and latex gloves in her car, reports show. A steel mallet, several feet of rubber tubing and hand-written directions to Shipman's home were recovered from Nowak's carDon't.....be.....suspicious. They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn't have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive.Awesome! Excellence in all we do. A married mother of three, Nowak told police that she was involved in a relationship with, Bill Oefelein, another NASA astronaut, which she categorized as " more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship ," according to the charging affidavit.Yeah. She also told police the BB gun "was going to be used to entice Ms. Shipman to talk with her."Yeah, and what about the knife and latex gloves? ------------------------------------------------- Awesome find jcj. We needed this laugh. Baseops gold. HD [ 05. February 2007, 22:53: Message edited by: HerkDerka ]
February 6, 200718 yr Makes you wonder if it was Depends old people diapers, or did she get Huggies for fat ass babies that would fit her diapers... Anyway you slice it, shed have to stop for gas? You cant spare another 2 min to crap then? Wow, I think we got one for the looney bin...
February 6, 200718 yr Originally posted by M2: From this... To this... M2, You forgot this (in between)... [ 05. February 2007, 22:49: Message edited by: 10MAN ]
February 6, 200718 yr Wow, reminds me of that faces of meth video. She was MILF material before. Now? I wouldn't touch that with 10man's d**k and HD pushing
February 6, 200718 yr There are varying degrees of MILFdom: Stifler's mom would rate a 10, Peggy Bundy a 4 or 5--You'd still bang her, but you wouldn't brag to your friends after. I'd say this one is (used to be!) a 6. Now?.... Not even on the scale.
February 6, 200718 yr Originally posted by Xtndr50boom: She was MILF material before. You seriously think so? I guess once you switch back from the other team you've gotta crawl before you walk. HD [ 06. February 2007, 03:02: Message edited by: HerkDerka ]
February 8, 200718 yr “A New Paradigm of Female Leadership” was the theme of the 2006 3rd Annual AcademyWomen Symposium where (then) Commander Lisa M. Nowak was the Keynote Speaker. “AcademyWomen members are the women pioneers who bravely sought military training and now represent a new and outstanding paradigm of female leadership”, so it says. https://www.academywomen.org/Events/3rd%20A...tent_101406.pdf Excuse me, but WTF! Kid, quick, bring me a bucket, I’m gona puke.
February 8, 200718 yr “A New Paradigm of Female Leadership” was the theme of the 2006 3rd Annual AcademyWomen Symposium where (then) Commander Lisa M. Nowak was the Keynote Speaker. And it all comes crashing down. HD
February 9, 200718 yr Letterman shed some light on the topic: Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You 10 Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge 9 You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house 6 She promises to "Take you out like Pluto" 7 It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you 6 You were on the "Maury" episode: "I Had A Booty Call And Now An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill Me" 5 Her previous attempts to kill you have been postponed due to high winds 4 She poisons your Tang 3 Says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse 2 Been getting threatening emails from Connie@International Space Station.com 1 She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside down
February 9, 200718 yr Gimme Math not your best subject? 10 Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge 9 You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house 6 <_< She promises to "Take you out like Pluto" 7 It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you 6 You were on the "Maury" episode: "I Had A Booty Call And Now An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill Me" ... Still, good shit and something I am gonna pass on tomorrow at work. Cheers! M2
February 9, 200718 yr Anyway you slice it, shed have to stop for gas? You cant spare another 2 min to crap then? Wow, I think we got one for the looney bin... When we first heard this, we started doing the fuel calculations as well... "900 miles from Houston to Patrick, you'd need a 20 gal tank and a 45 MPG rate...WTF? You can't make shit like this up." Reinforces the fact she must have gone nuckin futs.
March 2, 200718 yr Source: https://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/03/02/D8NK66BO0.html Astronaut Charged With Kidnap Attempt, Not Attempted Murder ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Florida prosecutors charged an astronaut Friday with trying to kidnap a romantic rival, but they declined to file an attempted murder charge recommended by police. Lisa Nowak, 43, was formally charged almost a month after she was arrested at an Orlando Police have said the Houston mother of three had raced 900 miles in her car from Texas to Orlando on Feb. 5 to confront a woman she saw as a rival for another astronaut's affections. She donned a wig and trench coat, then sprayed a chemical into the woman's car when she wouldn't let Nowak in, police said. In addition to attempted kidnapping to intent to inflict bodily harm, state prosecutors charged Nowak on Friday with burglary with a weapon and battery. A spokesman for Nowak's attorney declined to comment because he hadn't seen the charges. Nowak is free on bond with an ankle tracking device. Nowak believed Colleen Shipman was romantically involved with Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein, a pilot during space shuttle Discovery's trip to the space station last December, according to police. After the confrontation, Shipman drove to a parking lot booth for help. Nowak had been a top astronaut who flew on Discovery last summer and won praise for operating the shuttle's robotic arm. NASA relieved her of all mission duties after her arrest.
March 2, 200718 yr Could the diaper have been some sort of clever device that she could later use to help make a plea of dimished responsibility (or, insanity)? If she was smart enough to be an astronaut, then she must have been smart enough to consider the possibility that she would be caught. Or, maybe she really is plain old nuts.
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