So there’s this whiny FGO in my squadron that seems like he doesn’t want to fly with me. I’m the DO, and I have a ‘go-fly’ list of people I want to fly with. I specifically ask Skeds to put us together, but every time we end up on the schedule together he takes “emergency” leave or says he can’t clear his ears. 
 

I’m pretty much the best pilot in the squadron, if not the wing, so I know I can show him a thing or two. When I talk to my life-size doll of Robin Olds, (that I keep in my office) his mustache speaks to me and says I should just smash his soul out of his body.

 

Oh whatever should I do? These damn millennials…

Dear Awesome Aviator,

Have you tried the line out/fill in flight orders trick and add yourself at brief time?  It's a great way to get to know another pilot and they would love to be surprised.  Also, said FGO may to trying to avoid embarrassment... of you, so be sure to nail those awesome maneuvers of yours.  Best of luck and happy drunk posting.

Ann Fucking Landers