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Light greys deploy?

If this is an attempt at an Eagle joke, fine. Bust-press with additional training needed.

If not,

Shut

The

F*ck

Up

[Avoiding no-go ground test]

Murder and war are two very different forms of killing. Defending the innocent by doing harm to those that would do harm to the innocent is acceptable in many religious constructs.

[What kind of "advanced" F-15 would you like to see?]

9 mike no tone

Could not duplicate. FMC.

[Avoiding no-go ground test]

I like to take one and then see if I can rub one out before passing out. No matter what happens, I win.

[Avoiding no-go ground test]

Another WOM crushed, which always makes me happy.

[Avoiding no-go ground test]

Ask the doc to show you chapter and verse the supposed regulation he's so in love with. If he refuses, inform him that your next stop is your commander's office so the two of you can have a little chat with the IG.

After that,

1. Lawyer up

2. Delete Facebook

3. Hit the gym

[USAF Weapons School (WIC) info]

I hate you Thork. Trade with me.

[Next Chief of Staff]

Touchdown if true.

Touchdown if true, right?

[Track Selects and Assignment Nights]

No different than a room full of LockMart engineers.

[F-16 Crash @ Bagram -- Pilot Ok!]

I wanna open a cataract center in the 'Stan. All the lasing I did sure can't have been good for everyone.

[Track Selects and Assignment Nights]

The comparison doesn't work, as the dolphin doesn't have to cycle power to its sonar when it malfunctions.

[U-2 Dragonlady info]

I'm just happy your memory is still holding up, old timer.

[Military Discounts]

I signed up for the card first, and then called them a week later. $10k in free credit, and the rewards are pretty nice.

It's my PCS card now. My GTC never even got used during my last PCS.

[Military Discounts]

My Barclaycard (the "Arrival+ Card") is indefinitely at 0%APR and ALL fees are waived -- thanks to their SCRA policy.

I would assume that will change when I leave active duty, but I know nothing about Barclaycard's mechanism for verifying that I'm still active.

[Track Selects and Assignment Nights]

Well, THIS fighter pilot is dying to get back to the jet but is being told that "we're not hurting for pilots too badly...go do a staff tour."

So, it seems like the pilot shortage isn't about open cockpits on the ramp. Yet.

[Track Selects and Assignment Nights]

Does anyone have a copy of this supposed "CSAF 11F Manning Plan" I keep hearing so much about?

[Track Selects and Assignment Nights]

One more reason to be excited about our future...

[Aviation Continuation Pay (ACP - The Bonus)]

A1 also never seems to realize that there is a very real difference between occupied ejection seats (or containers) and actual combat capability.

I have a sinking suspicion that we have assumed the assurance of air superiority for a bit too long.

If you look at American military history, we have a pattern of behavior:

1. Overestimating ourselves while we underestimate the enemy, and

2. Being forced to bounce back and learn quickly after getting caught with our pants down.

The repetition of those 2 mistakes is continuously demoralizing. Sometimes it seems like our leadership is more concerned with maintaining the political status quo than it is with winning.

That fact can't be fixed by throwing money at it.

[Aviation Continuation Pay (ACP - The Bonus)]

If the tube fits

Holy fuckin hell, another eagle driver classic quote about colons.

[Promotion and PRF Information]

I don't expect someone of your "persuasion" to realize something like this, but the pictured anatomy was that of a woman.

I guess expectation bias theory is true, and you really do see what you WANT to see.

Also, I'm sure those "pictures you found online" probably came from the Eagle Bros Dating App.

Seriously, it's like you guys can't help yourselves. Too easy.

[Promotion and PRF Information]

"One comeback as a fighting falcon driver.....and I'm done." -says the F16 pilot ragging on Eagle drivers. Very similar to the single engine. One engine and I'm done.

I know that, as an Eagle driver, you'll probably enjoy doing this:

[Promotion and PRF Information]

Bet the first one will be a fighting falcon driver

Nope, we're all too busy laughing at the crew chief butt-f&cking, Cosmo-posing, purse-wearing Eagle drivers.

[Aviation Continuation Pay (ACP - The Bonus)]

I remember when they furloughed him during the sequester, delaying the ACP applications.

Something about different pots of money...

[Aircraft-themed bottle openers...interested?]

A word of caution to the uninitiated: F-15 shaped openers will only work on bottles of Zima and wine coolers.

[Aviation Continuation Pay (ACP - The Bonus)]

Isn't that the guy who was "modeling" a supposedly new service coat a few years back? Full size medals and all?