HerkDerka
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She was banging Sundown the whole time.
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If they're going to do this, then it needs to be legit. Don't pussy-foot around, swing your dick and tell the real story.
Charlie (D-CA): Fired from her civilian contractor job for having an inappropriate relationship in the workplace. Completely unqualified for government work...elected to congress.
Hollywood: Minimal focus in combat, maximum focus on appearance...Chief of Naval Operations
Wolfman: The nav who thinks he got a raw deal in ROTC. Finally, selected to attend Flight School. Washed out. Got his private's and now runs a mock dogfight business in the Mojave desert.
Cougar: Flipping burgers since 1986 to pay off his tuition repayment. Recovering meth addict.
Merlin: Progressed to the rank of LCDR and is still a nav in Hornets...one of two in a squadron of 150. Mostly prints/chums charts all day.
Iceman: Never got over his combat freeze-up where the #2 guy had to save his ass. Recommended for separation after visiting Life Skills. Crawled inside a box of Twinkies and never came out.
Slider: Dishonorably discharged after popping positive for the juice on a CO-directed drug test. Soon after, murdered by a Terminator while in bed with his girlfriend Ginger.
Jester: Sim instructor... Vance AFB. Best hook rate 10 years running.
Viper: Retired. Can be easily found jamming up traffic at the main gate while trying to find his ID since he (like all retirees) figures that 0730 is the most advantageous time to swarm the gate for his daily BX/Commissary/Class-6/MPF run.
Goose: New SII: Crews will ensure they are not in a flat spin prior to ejecting. New NATOPS warning: WARNING: Ejecting during a flat spin may result in fatal injury. New boldface: EJECTION: 1) FLAT SPIN - NOT IN (BOTH) 2) EJECTION LOOP - PULL. His story beat to death during safety stand-downs.
Maverick: Went VFR-direct to the Guard at the first opportunity.
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But they were brand-new then.
.....and the place was still called Randolph Field.
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Personally, I can't wait to make general. I'll be using my first 0530 CC call to convert all of you filthy infidels. My first rule.......WWFSMD?
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I once ate armadillo at a roadkill buffet. It tasted like...wait for it...chicken.
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The program costs $97.
I say withdraw $100 from the nearest ATM. Pocket $50. Then head downtown and pay some homeless drunk $50 to kick you in the nuts. That should recreate the experience at a 50% discount and minimal time loss.
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The more WTF moment is why your reading a blog called "Crazy Aunt Purl"
Busted.
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People who live in nice places are 20% happier overall, and don't get their panties in a wad and go to war over dumb stuff.
Funny how living in a fucking desert does that to people.
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"It's not gay if you're underway."
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That virtual tour is like watching every episode of Wings in 15 minutes. Very cool.
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Fuck yo timeline!
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...providing some form of child care for working parents is mission required. The fact is that your bridge doesn't keep airplanes turning. Having an organization that supports young families does.
Your definitions of "mission essential" and "what turns airplanes" sicken me.
Amazing how the Jr enlisted, despite supposedly being paid poverty level wages, manage to have 2 cars, 2 cell phones, satellite TV, Internet, and all the other necessities. Maybe that's why both parents work. The BX isn't supplementing their low pay, it's subsidizing their stupid spending habits.
Shack.
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AAFES partially funds your FSS activities. Sure, the posters have pictures of money going to play-grounds in base-housing or new ski equipment at Outdoor Rec. The reality on most bases is that the bulk of the money goes into the Child Development Centers.
I don't support those institutions either. There's freedom in not relying on the AF to meet every need you have.
I can handle paying $0.50 extra for a bag of dog food knowing that the profit goes to SSgt Snuffy's toddler vice to Bentonville.One person's children are not someone else's burden. Learn from George Carlin.
Are you serious right now? Arthritic old farts?
Did I strike a chord?
Then we should get rid of AAFEES and the CDC. Why do we need a chain of 14 stores to support this when we could do it better with one business that we don't even have to worry about running? We contract everything else out. Why not the stuff that has little mission impact?
Shack.
You don't think having affordable and accesable child care on base has mission impact?
Nope. There are plenty of places you can take a rugrat besides the CDC.
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Fuck DECA/AAFES. I make every effort possible to avoid supporting these institutions.
If your base is the the middle of nowhere or an overseas location, it make perfect sense to have one. But for the most part they are unnecessary on modern AF bases, just a place for arthritic old farts to shop and middle-aged asian women to have a job. When you factor in the surcharges, you're paying more than you would off base.
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CH, what the hell are you doing up before 0800 on a saturday? You need to drink more on fridays.
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The Montgomery County Fire and Explosive investigators rendered the devices safe on the scene. The Joint Terrorism Task Force was notified and responded as well.
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How in the world did that engine not shit itself as soon as that dust started flying into the intake?
Inertial separation. Introduces a high-G turn in the intake flow prior to the compressor. Debris is too heavy to make the turn.
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I still can't get past how one can "rock" and ungraded flight.
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Is anyone really surprised anymore? Five bucks says it will read "Home of the Combat Professional" before the end of the month. Takers?
The Next President is...
in Squadron Bar
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