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Guest Dirt Beater

Awhile ago, someone posted a pic of an AMC patch that said "Another Missed Christmas" and some other stuff, and I was wondering if there are other "alternative" names for MAJCOMs. I'm familiar with the AETC ones...Adults Eternally Treated like Children, etc. How about others?

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Guest Schmidty06

When AMC was MAC - Maybe Airplane Come

A tanker crew member who was under SAC once upon a time told me of a spoof drawing of the SAC patch, which was made soon after a bad inspection. The steel gauntlet was holding a pair of bloody testicles intstead of lightning bolts, and the caption says, "To err is human, but to forgive is not SAC policy"

[ 20. November 2004, 23:43: Message edited by: Schmidty06 ]

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A while back I saw a Description of the AETC patch posted somewhere - it was like a legend of the colors of the patch:

i.e. - Blue = the sky that we DON'T fly combat in

Yellow = for the stripe that runs down our back

etc...

Anyone remember the rest of that one?

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Guest briscoe

Since I have been partaking of this message board I have been trying to get a handle on all the AF Acronyms. I think I’ve got a grip on some of them… let me see:

UPT – Underage Pilot Transition

PIT – Puberty Indoctrination Test

FTU – Females Tentatively Underage

MWS – Man/Woman Situation

TCTO – Testicle Constrictor Totally Operational

PDI – Pretty Damn Intelligent

AFSOC – Always Found Sitting On Couch

ACSC – Always Confused/Sometimes Confused

SQ/CC – Stealthy Quiet/Counterintelligence Cohort

AETC – Adrenaline Enhances Testicle Constriction

JSOC – Just Say Operational Cluster

CC – Constrictor Controller (See TCTO)

AFPC – Andy Fletcher’s Pretty Cousin (I might have this one wrong)

PFT – Partially Fractured Testicle (See TCTO)

ALO – Alcohol Laden Officer

I know there are more I need to figure out but I’m getting there.

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AFSOC is wrong wrong wrong :)

AFSOC never sits on the couch - so AFSOC = Always F___king Someone, Of Course - referring to the command's fist being up all the member's butts 24-7

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