In 1999, I was a new First Officer at a regional airline and a C-5 AC in the reserves. Our company didn't have ACARS to get our clearance from Clearance Delivery, so we had to get it over the CLNC DEL freq. So one early AM in Newark, I heard this exchange.....
Apparently a United flight's ACARS wasn't working, so the female FO had to get it over the CLNC DEL freq like we did.
United FO (in a tiny female voice that sounded 8 years old): Newark Clearance, uh....., United 123, IFR to Chicago, ready to copy...
Newark CLNC DEL: (In a heavy New York accent) United 123, you're cleared to, blah, blah, blah......
After he finishes:
United FO: Uh, Clearance, could you say again????
Newark CLNC DEL: The whole thing???........
United FO: Affirmative....
Newark CLNC DEL: (slower) United 123, you're cleared to blah, blah, blah.........
United FO reads it back and gets it about a third correct.......
Newark CLNC DEL: United, put your Dad on the phone.....
United Captain reads the clearance back.
I almost shit myself.