mp5g Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Damn. Every time I read about Jill, I get pissed off. She should take the sage advice from 7:25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 This sounds like a scene out of one of those Angelina Jolie super secret agent movies. Those movies are based on Jill's sexploits, duh. Too bad there isn't a video of this unhappy ending event. She must chug a mean cak to be able to pull something like that off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger41 Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 She must chug a mean cak to be able to pull something like that off. She hasn't been tarred and feathered for this whole mess yet. I think her cak chugging abilities are pretty obvious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockheedFix Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 She was able to hide a sharpened stick in one hand while performing oral? You would think her kidnapper would have corrected her poor technique. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farva Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Please please pretty please will somebody with more wit and computer skills make an xtranormal video of this mouth breather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolyestherDuck Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 http://militarytimes.com/projects/documentcloud/jill-metzger-report-032012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallingOsh Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Please please pretty please will somebody with more wit and computer skills make an xtranormal video of this mouth breather. Entire bases get bitch slapped for an opinion letter these days. Can you imagine a viral video trash talking the Air Force's PTSD poster child? No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhistory Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 http://militarytimes...r-report-032012 Good on Military Times for obtaining this unbelievably redacted report. Whether via a FOIA or other means, good job. The prevailing theory, from my tedious read, seems to be that this was a fcuk-up by Kryg mob/criminals. A couple of casino security goons got fired because of a white chick working in the casino. They wanted to get even, knew the chick hung out at the mall, grabbed Metzger by mistake. Lots of holes in that even admitted in the various forms/reports. Kryg police/MVD don't buy it. But the "sightings" of Metzger in various other places on other times look like locals basically saying any white woman was Metzger - one example was some white woman working at an orphanage jogged. When showed a picture of Metzger, it was a positive ID. Riiight... OSI found the "real" white woman, no match at all. Lots of inconsentancies in her story, lots of "I dunno" responses. Unexplained phone calls to/from her cell phone to local Kryg numbers. Google searches of maps/streets in the city she was abducted and the one she was recovered in. These searches were prior to the event. Could be a coincidence... Lots of odd USAF behavior - a temporary retirement? No medal for such a heroine (oh, and no BJ aspect. Seems it was a "push up contest" with one of her captors. WTFO?) when a Bronze Star is given to a finance NCO? I'd think this is Big Blue awarding the first(?) Silver Star to a chick material if true. Instead, it's "don't talk about it." Something still stinks. Hope I'm still alive when the records are declassified eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoHum Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Damn....nice job speed-reading 400+ pages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techsan Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Damn....nice job speed-reading 400+ pages! Yeah, no kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Maybe we'll get lucky and she will run for Congress or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineapigfury Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Maybe we'll get lucky and she will run for Congress or something. Would you rather have her or as your rep? It is an election year after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGNUT Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I would like to see them run against each other. A debate between the two on who is the Air Force poster girl would be awesome. I suggest TomChuck as the moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineapigfury Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 The only upside is you get to watch one of them lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B52gator Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Don't give her any ideas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 She was able to hide a sharpened stick in one hand while performing oral? You would think her kidnapper would have corrected her poor technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckschwartz Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) she definitely just got a commendation medal with valor today Edited June 21, 2012 by chuckschwartz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) she definitely just got a commendation medal with valor today So, how bad was this sentence written 5 minutes before you edited it? Please say again; proper English, capitalization, and punctuation this time. Clarify: Did she in fact receive one, or are you being sarcastic? Edited June 21, 2012 by Butters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JarheadBoom Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 With valor? Seriously? Please tell us you're a darkly humorous fuck who's enjoying pushing our buttons... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleRattle Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I believe it. So, when does this story make it to www.af.mil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckschwartz Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) So, how bad was this sentence written 5 minutes before you edited it? Please say again; proper English, capitalization, and punctuation this time. Clarify: Did she in fact receive one, or are you being sarcastic? Lol dude its the internets I dunna care bout grammar. Yeah the 18AF/CC presented it to her yesterday at an all call at Travis. Her hair is borderline white its so blonde. As a total sidenote what does the 18 AF actually do? Edited for grammar :) Edited June 21, 2012 by chuckschwartz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitteEinBit Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) AF Times should be picking up this story for next week's issue. This also paves the way for her promotion next year. Yes, this is the world we live in... Edited June 21, 2012 by BitteEinBit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineapigfury Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 As a total sidenote what does the 18 AF any NAF actually do? FIFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17D_guy Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 (edited) Yeah the 18AF/CC presented it to her yesterday at an all call at Travis... Pics or it didn't happen. Also, good thing dec presentations are done at the position of attention. Edited June 22, 2012 by 17D_guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Lol dude its the internets I dunna care bout grammar. Yeah the 18AF/CC presented it to her yesterday at an all call at Travis. Her hair is borderline white its so blonde. As a total sidenote what does the 18 AF actually do? Edited for grammar :) So, WTF did the citation say? Did it mention she stabbed a dude with a shank while giving him head? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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