Napoleon_Tanerite Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 No shit Ron, is that you? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 If they're going to do this, then it needs to be legit. Don't pussy-foot around, swing your dick and tell the real story. Charlie (D-CA): Fired from her civilian contractor job for having an inappropriate relationship in the workplace. Completely unqualified for government work...elected to congress. Hollywood: Minimal focus in combat, maximum focus on appearance...Chief of Naval Operations Wolfman: The nav who thinks he got a raw deal in ROTC. Finally, selected to attend Flight School. Washed out. Got his private's and now runs a mock dogfight business in the Mojave desert. Cougar: Flipping burgers since 1986 to pay off his tuition repayment. Recovering meth addict. Merlin: Progressed to the rank of LCDR and is still a nav in Hornets...one of two in a squadron of 150. Mostly prints/chums charts all day. Iceman: Never got over his combat freeze-up where the #2 guy had to save his ass. Recommended for separation after visiting Life Skills. Crawled inside a box of Twinkies and never came out. Slider: Dishonorably discharged after popping positive for the juice on a CO-directed drug test. Soon after, murdered by a Terminator while in bed with his girlfriend Ginger. Jester: Sim instructor... Vance AFB. Best hook rate 10 years running. Viper: Retired. Can be easily found jamming up traffic at the main gate while trying to find his ID since he (like all retirees) figures that 0730 is the most advantageous time to swarm the gate for his daily BX/Commissary/Class-6/MPF run. Goose: New SII: Crews will ensure they are not in a flat spin prior to ejecting. New NATOPS warning: WARNING: Ejecting during a flat spin may result in fatal injury. New boldface: EJECTION: 1) FLAT SPIN - NOT IN (BOTH) 2) EJECTION LOOP - PULL. His story beat to death during safety stand-downs. Maverick: Went VFR-direct to the Guard at the first opportunity. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 What about Goose's wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 She was banging Sundown the whole time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catbox Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 If they're going to do this, then it needs to be legit. Don't ######-foot around, swing your dick and tell the real story. Iceman: Never got over his combat freeze-up where the #2 guy had to save his ass. Recommended for separation after visiting Life Skills. Crawled inside a box of Twinkies and never came out. Wow, spot on: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prozac Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I thought Tom Kazansky was an FO at United now... http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/lle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surf70 Posted June 15, 2012 Author Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) If they're going to do this, then it needs to be legit. Don't ######-foot around, swing your dick and tell the real story. Charlie (D-CA): Fired from her civilian contractor job for having an inappropriate relationship in the workplace. Completely unqualified for government work...elected to congress. Hollywood: Minimal focus in combat, maximum focus on appearance...Chief of Naval Operations Wolfman: The nav who thinks he got a raw deal in ROTC. Finally, selected to attend Flight School. Washed out. Got his private's and now runs a mock dogfight business in the Mojave desert. Cougar: Flipping burgers since 1986 to pay off his tuition repayment. Recovering meth addict. Merlin: Progressed to the rank of LCDR and is still a nav in Hornets...one of two in a squadron of 150. Mostly prints/chums charts all day. Iceman: Never got over his combat freeze-up where the #2 guy had to save his ass. Recommended for separation after visiting Life Skills. Crawled inside a box of Twinkies and never came out. Slider: Dishonorably discharged after popping positive for the juice on a CO-directed drug test. Soon after, murdered by a Terminator while in bed with his girlfriend Ginger. Jester: Sim instructor... Vance AFB. Best hook rate 10 years running. Viper: Retired. Can be easily found jamming up traffic at the main gate while trying to find his ID since he (like all retirees) figures that 0730 is the most advantageous time to swarm the gate for his daily BX/Commissary/Class-6/MPF run. Goose: New SII: Crews will ensure they are not in a flat spin prior to ejecting. New NATOPS warning: WARNING: Ejecting during a flat spin may result in fatal injury. New boldface: EJECTION: 1) FLAT SPIN - NOT IN (BOTH) 2) EJECTION LOOP - PULL. His story beat to death during safety stand-downs. Maverick: Went VFR-direct to the Guard at the first opportunity. Classic... I'm pretty sure the script has him as an F35 test pilot. Filming has already started at LM in Fort Worth. Thats Legit... LM in Fort Worth filming has began... Late Summer 2013 release... In March 2012, it was revealed by Tom Burbage, Lockheed Martin F-35 program manager, that the F-35 Lightning II will be used and to be flown by Maverick as a test pilot in the sequel.[ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gun Tom Cruise steps onto the tarmac – cool and confident in his flight suit and dark aviator glasses. While his co-stars still call him Maverick, this isn’t Top Gun and that’s not an F-14 fighter plane. This is Top Gun 2, and the fighter plane he’s getting into is the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter (JSF) – the most expensive weapon program ever, which is slated to be the mainstay of the U.S. Navy, the Air Force, and the Marine Corps for decades to come. Hollywood is going back to "Top Gun" school with its upcoming sequel to the 1986 film, but hotshot pilot Maverick won't be flying any killer robot drones. Instead, Tom Cruise is set to return in the starring role as a test pilot for the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter — a plane that could well be the last manned fighter aircraft made in the West. http://www.msnbc.msn...er-jet-top-gun/ Edited June 15, 2012 by Surf70 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewskis Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Jester: Sim instructor... Vance AFB. Best hook rate 10 years running. Did he change his name to Russ Jenny..? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Gentleman, she is a civilian so you do not salute her. Why do they turn into this when they go that direction? They could all be freakin twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Did he change his name to Russ Jenny..? Now that's funny! Cheers. BL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BolterKing Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 You guys are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEVIL Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Did he change his name to Russ Jenny..? Jester: Sim instructor... Vance AFB. Best hook rate 10 years running. Claims to have survived the only T-38 rudder hardover, constantly compares to Mavericks flat spin, says if he was the PIC Goose never would have died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewskis Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Claims to have survived the only T-38 rudder hardover, constantly compares to Mavericks flat spin, says if he was the PIC Goose never would have died Also, ego is still hurt from being bested by Maverick at Top Gun. As a result, gives students gouge such as "You trim for pitch, not airspeed" and "Nobody talks on uniform" to ensure students never get a one-up on him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanee Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 If they're going to do this, then it needs to be legit. Don't ######-foot around, swing your dick and tell the real story. Charlie (D-CA): Fired from her civilian contractor job for having an inappropriate relationship in the workplace. Completely unqualified for government work...elected to congress. Hollywood: Minimal focus in combat, maximum focus on appearance...Chief of Naval Operations Wolfman: The nav who thinks he got a raw deal in ROTC. Finally, selected to attend Flight School. Washed out. Got his private's and now runs a mock dogfight business in the Mojave desert. Cougar: Flipping burgers since 1986 to pay off his tuition repayment. Recovering meth addict. Merlin: Progressed to the rank of LCDR and is still a nav in Hornets...one of two in a squadron of 150. Mostly prints/chums charts all day. Iceman: Never got over his combat freeze-up where the #2 guy had to save his ass. Recommended for separation after visiting Life Skills. Crawled inside a box of Twinkies and never came out. Slider: Dishonorably discharged after popping positive for the juice on a CO-directed drug test. Soon after, murdered by a Terminator while in bed with his girlfriend Ginger. Jester: Sim instructor... Vance AFB. Best hook rate 10 years running. Viper: Retired. Can be easily found jamming up traffic at the main gate while trying to find his ID since he (like all retirees) figures that 0730 is the most advantageous time to swarm the gate for his daily BX/Commissary/Class-6/MPF run. Goose: New SII: Crews will ensure they are not in a flat spin prior to ejecting. New NATOPS warning: WARNING: Ejecting during a flat spin may result in fatal injury. New boldface: EJECTION: 1) FLAT SPIN - NOT IN (BOTH) 2) EJECTION LOOP - PULL. His story beat to death during safety stand-downs. Maverick: Went VFR-direct to the Guard at the first opportunity. No self respecting A-4 aggressor/TOPGUN guy (with a 'stache that would make Bug Roach proud) would be a primary sim instructor at an AFB. He'd be one of the crusty old guys at one of the RAGs or in Meridian or Krock.... And hinges don't chum their own charts. They just go into stan and grab one that someone else made and task some unlucky JO who was walking by at the wrong time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagasticks Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 No self respecting A-4 aggressor/TOPGUN guy (with a 'stache that would make Bug Roach proud) would be a primary sim instructor at an AFB. He'd be one of the crusty old guys at one of the RAGs or in Meridian or Krock.... And hinges don't chum their own charts. They just go into stan and grab one that someone else made and task some unlucky JO who was walking by at the wrong time. where is bug roach these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 No self respecting A-4 aggressor/TOPGUN guy (with a 'stache that would make Bug Roach proud) would be a primary sim instructor at an AFB. He'd be one of the crusty old guys at one of the RAGs or in Meridian or Krock.... And hinges don't chum their own charts. They just go into stan and grab one that someone else made and task some unlucky JO who was walking by at the wrong time. Re-read where it says "Viper: Retired." ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanee Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 (edited) where is bug roach these days? Killed in an A-4 ejection in '91. Wingman never saw a good chute. http://www.tailhook.org/bug.htm Edit: More info on Bug. http://www.military-money-matters.com/Bug-Roach.html#axzz1yCyo68SH Edited June 19, 2012 by Swanee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanee Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Re-read where it says "Viper: Retired." ;) Whoa, my bad. A dude like that retires to the islands and drinks scotch while enjoying his trophy wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagasticks Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 (edited) Killed in an A-4 ejection in '91. Wingman never saw a good chute. http://www.tailhook.org/bug.htm Edit: More info on Bug. http://www.military-...l#axzz1yCyo68SH Not the same "bug' roach i served with at KNBC in the mid '90's. .. good read nonetheless.. actually a great read and i feel bad having not known the real "bug" roach.. Edited June 19, 2012 by bagasticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoe clerk Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 (edited) I heard this sequel is a whole lot more realistic than the first Top Gun. Mav is now an overweight AF MQ-9 pilot bitching about providing ISR support until one day he gets a CAS mission and takes out 30 of our own soldiers to kill the #157 most wanted terrorist on the US watch list. He then keeps buzzing the tower in his triumphant return to base but nobody seems to take any notice due to platform limitations and most of the shoe clerks are out with the Army anyway after flight suit leadership kept insisting "we're all in." Mav finally lands and all the shoe clerks eventually return to base when flight suit leadership tells them to "Get out of those lightweight flame retardent ACUs, we gave you flammable heavyweight ABUs in 120 degree desert heat so everybody knows we have ADCON over you." The movie ends with the Air Force becoming the Army Air Corps once again. Edited June 19, 2012 by shoe clerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 The movie ends with the Air Force becoming the Army Air Corps once again. I LOL'ed. Isn't this movie about the Navy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spur38 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 What about Goose's wife? She turned "DADT", joined the Army, went to flight school and was awarded the MOH in the epic box office hit "Courage Under Fire" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoe clerk Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I LOL'ed. Isn't this movie about the Navy?! The Navy has their own Identity issues so Mav mistakenly changed services at the beginning of the movie thinking things would get better. He then goes through MQ-9 flight training while elbow deep in a bag of Dorito's for most of the first half of the movie. That's how I always identify an MQ-9 pilot...the orange bottom right sleeve of the flight suit.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 (edited) Whoa, my bad. A dude like that retires to the islands and drinks scotch while enjoying his trophy wife. Amen to that. Edit: had a link to Bug's Prayer then saw it was already posted. Edited June 19, 2012 by Marco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BQZip01 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 She turned "DADT", joined the Army, went to flight school and was awarded the MOH in the epic box office hit "Courage Under Fire" nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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