Jump to content

WTF? (**NSFW**)


slacker

Recommended Posts

5 hours ago, FourFans130 said:

BQZip following in his mom's footsteps?

http://www.whiteman.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/1209105/stronger-for-it-offutt-airman-shares-her-journey-with-support-of-command-team/

This also belongs in the What's Wrong With the AF thread.  We're in trouble.

I couldn't help but notice that the person's real name is SSgt 'Buch'...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Is she a predator?

After your wife yells at your son for him hooking up with his teacher and it being nationally televised do you as a father do the following with your son?

A. High five your son.

B. Ask him how was his first time.

C. Ask for his teachers number.

D. Say, I'm the proudest father on the AFB base now.

E. All of the above

  • Upvote 3
  • Downvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 hours ago, ToyotaMC1 said:

I love Adam Carolla's take on this:

"I would make the ultimate defense attorney for one of these teachers because they always do these ones where they have this two year affairs with the guys in the 10th grade through their Senior year blah blah blah and they’re like hot blondes and they’re out of Florida and blah blah blah blah blah blah.  Then at some point it ends up in court and the prosecutor starts talking about irreparable damage and psychological damage and this boy’s gonna need therapy for the rest of his life and he’s not gonna trust women, he’s not gonna trust adults… I would let him wax on forever and then I’d go, 

"I got one question and one question only for the victim of this crime. You’re nineteen now. This went on from fifteen to seventeen"

"Yes."

"Since it stopped until now have you ever beat off to it?

"Uh yes. Earlier today."

"We’re done."

  • Upvote 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

cccadf2803d40f4121464f43a5dc79e3.jpg
I, for one, am appalled. We hear all this talk about how we need more women in STEM, and what does the internet do when 10 brave women express a desire to work in nuclear energy? It's disgraceful, really.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Link to comment
Share on other sites

cccadf2803d40f4121464f43a5dc79e3.jpg
I, for one, am appalled. We hear all this talk about how we need more women in STEM, and what does the internet do when 10 brave women express a desire to work in nuclear energy? It's disgraceful, really.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Would you say you're offended?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Link to comment
Share on other sites

cccadf2803d40f4121464f43a5dc79e3.jpg
I, for one, am appalled. We hear all this talk about how we need more women in STEM, and what does the internet do when 10 brave women express a desire to work in nuclear energy? It's disgraceful, really.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Are the Czechs replacing their nuclear "fuel rods" now after this episode?


Sent from my iPhone using Baseops Network Forums
Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40438207

A Minnesota woman has been charged over the fatal shooting of her boyfriend, in what authorities say was a social media stunt gone wrong.

Monalisa Perez, 19, was booked into county jail after shooting at Pedro Ruiz as he held a book to his chest, believing it would stop the bullet.

The couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired the fatal bullet into his chest.

Ruiz's aunt said they did it to increase their social media following.

County Attorney James Brue described the book as a hardcover encyclopedia, and said the weapon used was a .50-calibre Desert Eagle handgun.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40438207
A Minnesota woman has been charged over the fatal shooting of her boyfriend, in what authorities say was a social media stunt gone wrong.

Monalisa Perez, 19, was booked into county jail after shooting at Pedro Ruiz as he held a book to his chest, believing it would stop the bullet.

The couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired the fatal bullet into his chest.

Ruiz's aunt said they did it to increase their social media following.

County Attorney James Brue described the book as a hardcover encyclopedia, and said the weapon used was a .50-calibre Desert Eagle handgun.

They really started at an extreme there.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 hours ago, Orbit said:

The couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired the fatal bullet into his chest.

UFB...

What amazes me is that out of 30 people there wasn't one with some even basic physics knowledge that might have said, "Uh.....wait just a sec......."

At least there's one therapist on the planet with a job for life when the 3-year old gets older.

  • Upvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, which is worse: the OEF/OIF era O-6 pilot who needs everyone to know about his Air Medal, or the OEF/OIF era O-6 pilot who somehow managed to avoid flying 20 combat sorties?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Link to comment
Share on other sites

found by a friend on base this week...while parked in an 0-6 reserved spot
nice....air medal?!..........sir....
if he flew in vietnam or earlier he gets a pass....OIF/OEF....not so much
0-6.thumb.jpg.ff3de04d4ae07b2e42b36b605e662169.jpg
5956b9a680343_0-62.thumb.jpg.c7bc0387ba74f4dcd6aab44b804e8681.jpg

I wonder what the story is behind that air medal.

Anyway, it takes more to offend me these days than some old retired colonel being proud of his military service.

Fortunately I'll never make colonel, so I probably won't offend the snaps if I park at the ass end of the BX parking lot with my OIF ribbon on my truck with the rest of the crusty majors.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...