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I know people on this board have uncovered posers before, but generally the offenders at least have the sense to pretend to be pilots or something. I think we all understand the motivation there at some level in that it's a noble and desirable profession. In your WTF? moment of the day, though, may I present a kid who (allegedly) is pretending to hold the dubious rank of smack/four dig/freshman at the zoo, one of the lowest and most shat-upon ranks in the military. While I'm sure he has a perfectly valid explanation for the whole thing, a quick glance at his profile and photos reveals a few inconsistencies:

1. His nametag isn't formatted correctly. Even better than that, he's wearing AF pilot wings. Not cadet wings, not glider wings, real wings.

2. He's also wearing some sort of prop-and-wings type device on his flight cap, but it's not the correct pin and the frosh wouldn't have earned them by December anyway.

3. No one has ever heard of him. He's not listed in the global.

4. He authored several posts during the time he would have been in basic.

5. Most of the stuff he's written doesn't add up. There's a post about his philosophy course from last month, for example. The only philosophy course at the Academy is at the 300 level, so it's taken by juniors.

6. He's listed as being a triple major in aero, astro, and criminal justice. Triple majoring really isn't possible, and criminal justice isn't even a major.

7. Wicked double chin.

8. F a g flap.

My favorite part of this is that the real cadets have gotten wind and smell blood. They even managed to get ahold of his girlfriend's phone number. Unfortunately for Mr. Addante, the law concerning impersonating an officer includes cadets as well, so he very well may be hosed. Hope it was worth it.

Have fun: http://www.facebook....8072423&sk=wall

Edit:In the time it took me to type this post, his profile has mysteriously disappeared...

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The courts don't even consistently prosecute MOH phoneys.

Can anyone tell this young pup why that's the case? I am/we are probably biased, but I feel like that should be a priority.

P.S. More news about models, please. (Condolences to the one above and to men everywhere.)

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I know people on this board have uncovered posers before, but generally the offenders at least have the sense to pretend to be pilots or something. I think we all understand the motivation there at some level in that it's a noble and desirable profession. In your WTF? moment of the day, though, may I present a kid who (allegedly) is pretending to hold the dubious rank of smack/four dig/freshman at the zoo, one of the lowest and most shat-upon ranks in the military. While I'm sure he has a perfectly valid explanation for the whole thing, a quick glance at his profile and photos reveals a few inconsistencies:

1. His nametag isn't formatted correctly. Even better than that, he's wearing AF pilot wings. Not cadet wings, not glider wings, real wings.

2. He's also wearing some sort of prop-and-wings type device on his flight cap, but it's not the correct pin and the frosh wouldn't have earned them by December anyway.

3. No one has ever heard of him. He's not listed in the global.

4. He authored several posts during the time he would have been in basic.

5. Most of the stuff he's written doesn't add up. There's a post about his philosophy course from last month, for example. The only philosophy course at the Academy is at the 300 level, so it's taken by juniors.

6. He's listed as being a triple major in aero, astro, and criminal justice. Triple majoring really isn't possible, and criminal justice isn't even a major.

7. Wicked double chin.

8. ###### flap.

My favorite part of this is that the real cadets have gotten wind and smell blood. They even managed to get ahold of his girlfriend's phone number. Unfortunately for Mr. Addante, the law concerning impersonating an officer includes cadets as well, so he very well may be hosed. Hope it was worth it.

Have fun: http://www.facebook....8072423&sk=wall

Edit:In the time it took me to type this post, his profile has mysteriously disappeared...

Use this link:

http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=http%3a%2f%2fwww.facebook.com%2f738072423&d=5030274651982507&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=789906b4,3f59defb

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WOMAN STORES UP SEMEN FROM USED CONDOMS TO GET PREGNANT W/O MAN'S KNOWLEDGE

Careful gentlemen! It's a crazy world out there.

And then I found another article that is even crazier.

http://www.topix.com...76UD289PGQSGSCN

May have to rewrite some TTP's for egress.

Best quote from that.

Oral sex eventually resulted in pregnancy, which is obviously impossible, and testifies to premeditated fraudulent intentions of the woman, the court said. The judge added, however, that it was not correct to accuse Irons of sperm theft. Ejaculation was a gift of the plaintiff. Furthermore, there was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request, the decision said.
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This will be filed away in my top 10 WTF catalog. Such an artistic expression of the Mullet/Stache combo, the black balls at the end add a nice touch...

http://www.break.com...my-mind-2251486

Update: Watching it a second time on mute is priceless.

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Dumbass tries to mug MMA fighter (aftermath pic in the link)

http://usnews.msnbc....-on-mma-fighter

Seen this? It's old but funny as hell. Big ex-lineman knocks out a girl outside a club, and Roger Huerta (MMA) avenges her. Gonna have to use your imagination to fill in some of the spots where you cant see the action, but it's pretty gratifying to see this guy get his face literally stomped in by someone 1/3rd his size at the end of the video.

http://abcnews.go.co...t-tape-11325155

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Seen this? It's old but funny as hell. Big ex-lineman knocks out a girl outside a club, and Roger Huerta (MMA) avenges her. Gonna have to use your imagination to fill in some of the spots where you cant see the action, but it's pretty gratifying to see this guy get his face literally stomped in by someone 1/3rd his size at the end of the video.

http://abcnews.go.co...t-tape-11325155

Definitely enjoyed that one; nothing says manliness like punching a girl in the back of the head that you outweigh by 200 pounds.

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