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I guess they do have the right to allow/not allow their employees to wear what they want, but I've got the right to let them know how I feel about it and that on my next trip to Florida I'll take my business elsewhere.

My guess is they let him go for airing their dirty laundry on a national level. From what I read corporate was working with the guy to get the policy changed to let employees wear the pin... until he went on air and made the company look like a huge douche. Now he's out on his ass looking for work in a nation with 9+% unemployment. Smart move.

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Dude needs some cash for some surgery...surgery for his 100 pound scrotum.

http://www.lvrj.com/...-131962533.html

Some real gems in that article, apparently he brings his own milk crate along:

"It sat in front of him, on top of a pillow that rested on a milk crate."

And:

'I think it ruined my lymph nodes down there.'

FM

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Armadillo..it's the other white meat....

http://blog.chron.co...ozen-armadillo/

Only in Texas: Dallas police are on the lookout for a man who could face assault charges for throwing a frozen armadillo at a 57-year-old woman near Dallas.

The woman, My Fox Dallas-Fort Worth reports, met the man in a parking lot to purchase the armadillo carcass, which she planned to eat.

During a fight over its price, he hit her with the animal in the leg and the chest, leaving bruises on her body.

According to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, Texas law prohibits the sale of live armadillos, but a few Texans still go after their meat.

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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom

A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.

2:55PM GMT 31 Oct 2008

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in

Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again.

"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening," she said.

"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

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