Gravedigger Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) Reminds me of this one that happened in my neighborhood a while back... Kid Drives Home with Headless Body Police said Hutcherson then continued to drive 12 miles home and slept in his blood-spattered clothes, leaving Brohm's headless body in the vehicle. Edited June 29, 2011 by Gravedigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKopack Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Modeling the latest in post-DADT flight gear, these Austrian Typhoon pilots are seen wearing some disturbingly stretchy pants. Austria spent a mint on their fifteen aircraft delivered in 2007, for which they currently have fourteen pilots that average about six flying hours a month - with five aircraft expected to be operational at any one time. Sort of like your local flying club. On the other hand, this should give the new Austrian fighter fleet an expected airframe life of about 200 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFM this Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Austria spent a mint on their fifteen aircraft delivered in 2007, for which they currently have fourteen pilots that average about six flying hours a month - with five aircraft expected to be operational at any one time. Sort of like your local flying club. On the other hand, this should give the new Austrian fighter fleet an expected airframe life of about 200 years. Sounds like they're just copying from ACC's RTM drafts for next year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HU&W Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Seriously? Who the fuck would be sober and drive for a mile and a half with a dead body stuck through their windshield?!? This Person There is this drunk This one Finally this guy It's actually extremely disturbing how often this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 This Person There is this drunk This one Finally this guy It's actually extremely disturbing how often this happens. Yeah, it's pretty remarkable and disturbing at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 This Person "It's the pedestrian's fault. He was wearing dark clothing," Miller said. Lesson learned: Don't be wearin' no damn dark clothing in F-L-A. They be hatin' dark clothing down there. Dayam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Oh, and while not through the windshield, this one still belongs with the others... Man Drives Home with Decapitated Body in Passenger Seat A Marietta man left a bar early Sunday morning, got into an accident that decapitated the passenger in his pickup truck, then drove several miles home and went to sleep -- leaving his pickup truck parked overnight in his driveway with the body of his friend hanging out the passenger side window, Cobb County police said. Police said John Kemper Hutcherson, 21, of Marietta drove off a road soon after leaving a bar about midnight and hit a support wire to a telephone pole. The guide wire severed the head of his friend, Francis Daniel Brohm, 23, of Marietta. Hutcherson then drove 12 miles to his home on Fox Hound Chase, where police found him Sunday morning in blood-splattered clothes... I guess it was his friend's fault for sticking his face outside of the truck like a dog. I bet he was probably puking when it happened. Lesson learned: Always puke inside someone's truck, no matter what they tell ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
contraildash Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Free cheap entertainment. The Crazy Neighbor Show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Driver Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 The first thing that came to mind when I read this was "WTF?!?" Therefore I'm certain this is in the appropriate thread. This is cut and paste from a "Wingman Alert" sent out to our base recently: This is a final report. On the morning of 5 February 2011, a member of the Wing was arrested for assault following a party at his residence where alcohol was consumed. According to Police, a party guest reported that she had been written on with markers after she had fallen asleep at the party. ARI Results: No action taken against the host of the party. (Thanks God!) Lesson Learned: Although party hosts may ensure designated drivers are identified, do not consume alcohol, and transport party goers to their homes, hosts should know the people attending their parties and monitor their actions. Excessive alcohol consumption impairs judgment, memory, and increases individual risk and the risk to others. In this incident, drunkenness resulted in someone behaving poorly. Every Airman is responsible to represent themselves and the Air Force in a positive manner on or off duty, as our actions can either bring credit or discredit to our unit, the Air Force, and our nation. Evidently becoming drunk enough to be drawn on with with a Sharpie (I'm a multiple offender) is cause for filing a police report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitty Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 ...a party guest reported that she had been written on with markers after she had fallen asleep at the party. That's probably the last time she'll pass out with her shoes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpharatz Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 So what got written on the wench? Poetry....start of a novel....apology to the commander? ............I hope never to bring discredit to my unit....Her's maybe............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyB Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 (edited) Why the Army's best officers are leaving... because you can't break into an adult store and bang a blow-up doll in the closet anymore. Also, you apparently have 4 names. WOODBRIDGE, Va. — A Woodbridge man has been charged with burglary and destruction of property after he was arrested in the closet of an adult video store with a blowup doll. Prince William County police say the man, 28-year-old Justin Dale Little Jim, is an officer in the Army. Police responded to a burglary at the MVC Late Night adult store in Woodbridge about 2:45 a.m. Tuesday and found the glass front door shattered and unlocked. A police dog was sent in and led officers to a closet. Prosecutors told the News & Messenger of Manassas that Little Jim was attempting to have sexual relations with the doll. An initial court appearance was continued Wednesday. Court records show that Little Jim remained in custody Wednesday and did not list a lawyer. Edited July 6, 2011 by KennyB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fin Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Okay, UTFSF and nothing found. http://www.dailynorthwestern.com/campus/class-sex-toy-demonstration-causes-controversy-1.2501746 I went to the wrong school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jughead Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 http://www.dailynorthwestern.com/campus/class-sex-toy-demonstration-causes-controversy-1.2501746 I went to the wrong school. I went to the wrong school, too. I suggest combining this thread w/ the USAFA powered flight thread--this would inarguably be a more pertinent life-skill for your average Zoomie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky_king Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 hmm, maybe I will finish my masters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeHoler Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Phoenix got raped by a massive sandstorm yesterday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Rhonda Hollander, Florida Traffic Magistrate, Busted For Taking Pictures Of Men In Court Bathroom The deputy pointed her finger at the suspect and told her to stop snapping photos. But the suspect allegedly responded by attempting to bite the officer's digit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Okay, UTFSF and nothing found. http://www.dailynorthwestern.com/campus/class-sex-toy-demonstration-causes-controversy-1.2501746 I went to the wrong school. ...the sex toy, referred to as a "fucksaw." Someone has to figure out a way to work this one into a naming ceremony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masshole Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 (edited) Why the Army's best officers are leaving... because you can't break into an adult store and bang a blow-up doll in the closet anymore. Also, you apparently have 4 names. WOODBRIDGE, Va. — A Woodbridge man has been charged with burglary and destruction of property after he was arrested in the closet of an adult video store with a blowup doll. Prince William County police say the man, 28-year-old Justin Dale Little Jim, is an officer in the Army. Police responded to a burglary at the MVC Late Night adult store in Woodbridge about 2:45 a.m. Tuesday and found the glass front door shattered and unlocked. A police dog was sent in and led officers to a closet. Prosecutors told the News & Messenger of Manassas that Little Jim was attempting to have sexual relations with the doll. An initial court appearance was continued Wednesday. Court records show that Little Jim remained in custody Wednesday and did not list a lawyer. "Little Jim" is such an unfortunate name for a male. Maybe that is why he had to rape a blow-up doll. Okay, UTFSF and nothing found. http://www.dailynorthwestern.com/campus/class-sex-toy-demonstration-causes-controversy-1.2501746 I went to the wrong school. What is the highest grade awarded in that class? O? You can also avoid paying tuition and fees at Northwestern because you can witness the same thing for only $60 a month courtesy of the passengers of the MBTA in the Boston area. Edited July 7, 2011 by Masshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fin Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 This is all over Ye Olde right now : http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11195407 Journalists accused of hacking the voicemail of thousands of people, including a teenager who'd gone missing and was later found murdered (in this case they're also accused of deleting messages to make room for more); the parents of two girls who were abducted and murdered, and the relatives of soldiers killed on active service. I guess some folk look at Fred Phelps and think 'I can out-asshole that guy.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurelySerious Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Explorer to Embark on Quest to Find Body of Osama Bin Laden Hoping this is a hoax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky_king Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 The explorer, who believes his chances of locating the body are greater than 50% yeah sure. When he ultimately doesn't find the body, the conspiracy theorists are going to go ape shit. Who knows though, maybe we did capture him alive and we took him to Area 51 where he gets teniticle porn style raped by the aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Police: Woman jailed after cutting off husband's penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsplayr Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 That dirty whore can rot in hell! She drugged her husband, tied him to the bed, waited until he woke up, cut his dick off, then threw it in the garbage disposal and turned it on. HOLY SHIT I hope she gets it good when she's in jail...horrible thing to do to a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masshole Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 That dirty whore can rot in hell! She drugged her husband, tied him to the bed, waited until he woke up, cut his dick off, then threw it in the garbage disposal and turned it on. HOLY SHIT I hope she gets it good when she's in jail...horrible thing to do to a man. If he was abusing her then good on her. Make him pay. If it was something stupid like not taking the garbage out, not wanting to see Bridesmaids, or not acknowledging her new hair cut- fry the bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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