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Riddller

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Hey guys, I heard that it's good to have some jodies to sing at FTU. Anybody have any? Here's one I like:

My girl's a vegtable,

She lives in a hospital.

Refrain:

I'd do most anything,

To keep that girl alive, yeah!

She's got her own T.V.,

They call it an EKG!

Refrain

She's got no arms or legs,

All she's got are wooden pegs!

Refrain

One day I'll play a joke,

Pull the plug and watch her choke!

Refrain

Post what you have, this should be fun!!

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I like this one. Being from Georgia and all.

Farmer's Jody (very fast)

I got a pig, he's so clean, he sleep in my washin machine

I just whittle out in my barn, while the cadre run my farm.

I got a truck, nice and black, drives just like a cadillac,

I just whittle out in my barn, while the cadre run my farm.

I got a steel, ten feet tall, keep it filled with alkeehol,

I just whittle...

I got a girl, she's 13, what does statutory mean?

I just whittle...

I got land, call it a ranch, my family tree has just one brach,

I just whittle...

I know a girl ,lives on a hill, she won't do it but her sister will,

I just whittle...

BTW-you can find every jodie ever written here.

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From a friend of mine from high school now a Marine deployed to Iraq.. This is obviously just for amusement, never use this in ROTC.

I met a lady at a bar,

Thought I'd f*ck her in my car;

Found out later, got an STD,

Why the hell did it happen to me?

CC: Gonorrhea!

Flight: Gonorrhea

CC: Syphilis!

Flight: Syphilis

CC: Chlamydia!

Flight: Chlamydia

You gave me some..

STD!

Bad for you!

Burns for me!

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"That One Guy"

ARE YOU KIDDING ME NUMB NUTS?!!?

GySgt R. Lee Ermey is the name, pain is the game.

Ok here's one for you pups:

Big Bad John was a hell of a man

Jumped out the window with his d--k in his hand

Lined 100 women up against the wall

Bet me $5 he could f--k them all

He f--ked 98 till his balls turned blue

Then backed off j--ked off and f--ked the other two.

HD

[ 07. December 2004, 23:50: Message edited by: HercDriver24 ]

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C-130 Running Jodie

C-130 rollin down the strip

____ flight is gonna take a little trip

mission top secret, destination unknown

don't even know if i'm ever comin home

stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door

i jump right out and yell air force!

If my chute don't open wide,

I got a reserve by my side

if that one should fail me too

look out below, cuz im coming through

If I should die in the ole drop zone

box me up and ship me home

pin my medals on my chest

just a ____ flght trooper, doin his best

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There was one about a guy dying in a puddle of blood with the choppers overhead that was somber but really good. i can't remember the name of it, but if someone could post it, it would be great.

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There was a girl, who wore a yellow ribbon,

she wore it in the springtime, in the mary month of may

and if you asked her why the hell she wore it

she wore it for Ca-det who was far far away

far away

far awaaaa-hay

she wore it for her ca-det who was far far away

There was a girl, who carried a magnum,

she had it in the springtime, in the mary month of may

and if you asked her why the hell she had it

she'd draw a beed upon your ass and blow shit away

far away

far awaaaa-hay

she'd draw a beed upon your ass and blow shit away

There was a girl, who drove a M-1 Abrams,

she drove it in the springtime, in the mary month of may

and if you asked her why the hell she drove it

she'd pull you up on GPS and blow shit away

far away

far awaaaa-hay

she'd pull you up on GPS and blow shit away

(ok, what makes this go on is that you go ahead and make versus about classmates like this one about a bald classmate and the next one about a fat one)

There was a girl, who had a can of rogane,

she had it in the springtime, in the mary month of may

and if you asked her why the hell she had it

she had it for her ________ who was far far away

far away

far awaaaa-hay

she had it for her ________ who was far far away

There was a girl, who had a can of slim fast,

she had it in the springtime, in the mary month of may

and if you asked her why the hell she had it

she had it for her ________ who was far far away

far away

far awaaaa-hay

she had it for her ________ who was far far away

etc, etc.

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Guest driftsight

Here's one I got into trouble for at FT. My FTO was a real jerk believe it or not.

It was funny too, by chance the Navy part came just as we were passing some enlisted navy folk. What a laugh that was...

Heeey Coast Guard...

What are you doing?

Get off your boats and follow me.

I am the Air Force can't you see

Heeey Army...

Where are you going?

Get of your tanks and follow me.

I am the Air Force can't you see.

Heeey Navy...

What are you doing?

Get off your ships and follow me.

I am the Air Force can't you see.

Heeey Marine Corps...

Where are you going?

Get out the mud and follow me.

We are the Air Force can't you see.

Sounds good in beat and rhythm.

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  • 4 weeks later...
Originally posted by Riddller:

Hey guys, I heard that it's good to have some jodies to sing at FTU. Anybody have any? Here's one I like:

My girl's a vegtable,

She lives in a hospital.

To add to that.

My girl ain't got no nose,

Just a piece of rubber hose.

My girl ain't got no hair,

Just patches here and there.

My girl ain't got no skin,

Just a bag to keep her in.

My girl ain't got no heart,

Just play-doh from Walmart.

My girl means a lot to me,

A million dollar policy.

I wouldn't do anything,

To keep her alive

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Guest Thunderbolt10a

A-10 A-10 Flyin high, Drop some napalm from the sky,

a-10 a 10 flying low, drop some napalm down below,

Napalm it sticks to kids, women and invalids.

Up jumped the PJ from the coconut grove,

Hes a bad mama Jama you can tell by his cloths,

Rip stop Cami's Maroon Beret,

this little PJ didnt come to play,

Line a hunderd seals up against a wall

I'd bet a million dollars he could whoop them all,

beat 98 till his fist turn blue

took off his beret and whooped the other 2,

Cause hes Hardcore, Motiveated, Dedicate, Hydrated...

Up in the morning at the break of day,

I dont like it, no way

Ate my breakfast, to soon,

hungary as hell, before noon.

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Chorus:

On your left, right, left right, left right Kill.

On your left, right, left right kill, kill, kill.

I went to the college

Where all the hippies learn.

I called in some Napalm

and they began to burn.

Chorus

I went to the playground

where all the kiddies play.

I laid down my 60

and I began to spray.

Chorus

I went to the airport

where all the people fly

I pulled out my pistol

and they began to die.

Chorus

I went to the mall

Where all the people shop.

I pulled out a machete

and I began to chop.

Chorus

There are a few other versus that I can't remember (its been a while since my Army days). But you can pretty much make up any location and weapon and make it ryhme.

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Guest pblarson7

If you can find someone you know that knows "Air Force Cadence" its a really cool jodie but its hard to explain. Another good one is

I wanna be an Air Force Pilot

I wanna fly that F-16

I wanna fly with the canopy open

Just to hear Al-Queda scream

I wanna be a navigator

I wanna back seat to the show

I wanna fly with a map and compass

Tell that pilot where to go

I wanna be a missileer

I wanna live in a deep dark hole

I wanna push the big red button

Nuke those commies til they glow

You'll have to add "left, left, lefty right left" before and after each stanza to make it longer. I'm sure there are other stanza's out there for other jobs also, but thats all i got.

[ 23. September 2005, 16:15: Message edited by: c17wannabe ]

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The Army is a fighting corps,

Fightings what they're training for.

The Navy is a sailing corps,

Sailings what they're training for.

The Marines are a killing corps,

Killings what they're training for.

The Air Force is a flying corps,

So what the hell we running for?

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Guest jrossmanjr35

-- The Baby Seal Jodie --

Way up north where the air is cold

people up there aint got no gold

so this is how they make their livin'

killin' the baby seals

Roast em toast em ro-to-till em

kick'em in the eye and make them squeal

this is how they make their livin'

killin' the baby seals

One day while i was out walkin

saw a baby lying there

walked right up and kicked its face in

left the body but took its hair

this is how they make their livin'

killin' the baby seals

Roast em toast em ro-to-till em

kick'em in the eye and make them squeal

this is how they make their livin'

killin' the baby seals

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