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This luggage tag, presumably owned by "Viper Driver Tweak" was found by an associate of mine at the aeropuerto in Erie, PA.

It is currently being held hostage by the Swedish Bikini Team, who are threatening to suffocate it with their boobs and/or thighs if ransom demands for its return are not met.

If you know Tweak, and he cares enough about this $15 bag tag to save it from certain death from overexposure to soft, delicious Nordic flesh, contact me to help arrange to get it back.

Photos/video of the bag tag torture threats unavailable at this time.

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2 hours ago, HuggyU2 said:

Ritz-Carlton?  If Hacker’s company puts pilots there, I’m impressed. 

Interestingly enough, that pic was taken by my associate (who has the flag), who is a pilot at a regional...so that's the real reason to be impressed at the hotel pen!

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On 1/23/2018 at 11:19 PM, Hacker said:

Soooo, I still haven't received a PM or email from anyone that can help me get in contact with ol' Tweak.

The bag tag's about to start a world tour.

Probably a good thing, I imagine that bag tag has only flown around the flagpole for 1.5’s. 

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