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Possible punishment for these Devil Dogs;  

Nuts;

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.

The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said, so why are you here? I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed. The Yellow Lab said, so what's the vet going to do? "Gonna cut my nuts off" came the reply from the Black Lab.
They reckon it'll calm me down.

The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked, why are you
here? The Yellow Lab said, I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in
owner's couch. So what are they going to do to you "the Black Lab inquired"? Looks like I'm losing my nuts too, the dejected Yellow Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, why are you
here? I'm a humper, said the Great Dane. I'll hump anything. I'll hump
the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself.
I hopped on her back and started hammering away.
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So,
it's nuts off for you too, huh ?” The Great Dane said, “No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!"

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15 hours ago, ClearedHot said:

It would appear there will be an Airburst of discipline to follow...key words included "participating in or BEING AWARE OF."

One thing's for certain, the lawyers will make a fvck ton of money on the lack of defined legality pertaining to social media.

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On 3/10/2017 at 6:20 AM, ClearedHot said:

It would appear there will be an Airburst of discipline to follow...key words included "participating in or BEING AWARE OF."

So, having read the news story, we're all about to be disciplined for "being aware of" the problem?

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Business Insider is reporting that the Army has opened up a similar investigation...

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The US Army has opened an investigation into allegations that some active-duty soldiers may be involved in the online

sharing of nude photos of their colleagues, Business Insider has learned.

The inquiry by the US Army’s computer crime investigative unit comes one day after Business Insider reported that the scandal initially believed to be limited to the Marine Corps actually impacts every branch of service.

The report revealed a public message board where purported male service members from all military branches, including service academies, were allegedly cyber-stalking and sharing nude photos of their female colleagues.

Special agents from US Army’s criminal investigation command “are currently assessing information and photographs on a civilian website that appear to include US Army personnel,” Col. Patrick Seiber, a spokesman for the Army, told Business Insider. “They are currently assisting to determine if a criminal offense has occurred.”

Full article: http://www.businessinsider.com/army-investigation-into-allegations-of-nude-photo-sharing-2017-3

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A couple of my theories on this subject (sarcasm, i think/yes i'm currently violating GO#1 ROE's);

Theory #1. This "problem" might be a subtle indicator of some of the negative effects from 26 years of fighting wars in countries where the troops can't blow off steam, drink or chase skirt. Also, General Order Number #1 hasn't been good for morale, etc. 

Heck, Muhammad's first Executive Order in 618 AD was the Islamic version of our current US military General Order #1 and today it's still in effect-1,400 years later. With these type rules/laws, It's no wonder that male Muslims become so radicalized at such a young age. How has  this type of heavily enforced GO #1 worked out for Muslim females over the last 1,400?

Theory #2. These Marines may be suffering from some form of ingrained, subconscious - DNA induced, PT-stress disorder (note PT in this case doesn't mean Post Traumatic).  Mother Nature should also be placed on the chopping block for her failures, if this is proven to be true.

 

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Not to derail the thread, but since "Fat Leonard" was mentioned already:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/admiral-seven-others-charged-with-corruption-in-new-fat-leonard-indictment/2017/03/14/faf01600-08da-11e7-b77c-0047d15a24e0_story.html?utm_term=.afde467465bd

 

NCIS must be self-actualizing in such a big way with all this publicity...

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15 hours ago, brickhistory said:

Not to derail the thread, but since "Fat Leonard" was mentioned already:

NCIS must be self-actualizing in such a big way with all this publicity...

LoL, and DoD/Congress is worried about a bunch of young Marines looking at nudie pictures. This caught my eye/need more details.

Excerpt; Another incident in 2007 involved Francis paying for a stay — and prostitutes — at the MacArthur Suite of the Manila Hotel in the Philippines. “During the party, historical memorabilia related to General Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts,” the indictment said.

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Ooohh, a "joint task force." 

"The Pentagon has established a joint military task force to handle the growing investigation, said MaryAnn Cummings, a spokeswoman for the Naval Criminal Investigative Service.

Navy, Marine, Army, Air Force and Coast Guard investigators have "established a multi-service task force to expand the investigation," she said."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/03/17/marine-corps-commandant-robert-neller-marines-united-pornography/99306778/

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What we're about to see is the pussification of the Marine Corps. There's already talk of changing the tone of Marine recruiting from sharp-edged, combat focused to moral citizenship. Marine commercials used to make me secretly ashamed of the AF (now I'm publicly ashamed) because they focused on fighting while we focused on social studies. Now, I'm afraid our last bastion of real warfighter mentality is about to get castrated.

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"A U.S. Air Force Captain stationed at Cape Canaveral was called a "slam dunk" by Judd after he was arrested following graphic online conversations with a detective who posed as a 14 year-old.

According to Sheriff Judd, Captain Dirk Watson,32, had told his family that he would not travel for a family vacation to Disney World. Instead, he was chatting with the detective and agreed to meet the individual whom he thought was a minor.

Judd said that Watson showed up to engage in sexual acts with the minor and was in possession of devices to use during intercourse.
Watson faces four felony charges for use of a computer to seduce a child, use of two-way communication device to commit felony, traveling to meet a minor and lewd molestation. He could have additional charges following the investigation."

https://www.google.com/amp/www.wtsp.com/amp/news/local/104-arrested-in-polk-prostitution-operation/424171092


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