waveshaper Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Possible punishment for these Devil Dogs; Nuts; Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said, so why are you here? I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed. The Yellow Lab said, so what's the vet going to do? "Gonna cut my nuts off" came the reply from the Black Lab. They reckon it'll calm me down. The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked, why are you here? The Yellow Lab said, I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in owner's couch. So what are they going to do to you "the Black Lab inquired"? Looks like I'm losing my nuts too, the dejected Yellow Lab said. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, why are you here? I'm a humper, said the Great Dane. I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away. The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?” The Great Dane said, “No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk1313 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 15 hours ago, ClearedHot said: It would appear there will be an Airburst of discipline to follow...key words included "participating in or BEING AWARE OF." One thing's for certain, the lawyers will make a fvck ton of money on the lack of defined legality pertaining to social media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Don't worry I already sent his screen name to the SARC chick and up my chain. I felt triggered.Sent from my iPhone using Baseops Network Forums 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawnman Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 (edited) On 3/10/2017 at 6:20 AM, ClearedHot said: It would appear there will be an Airburst of discipline to follow...key words included "participating in or BEING AWARE OF." So, having read the news story, we're all about to be disciplined for "being aware of" the problem? Edited March 14, 2017 by pawnman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire4effect Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Let the collective paranoia begin. I'm waiting on the MODs to get a National Security Letter and we'll all be given up whosale. Dibs on the bottom bunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Business Insider is reporting that the Army has opened up a similar investigation... Quote The US Army has opened an investigation into allegations that some active-duty soldiers may be involved in the online sharing of nude photos of their colleagues, Business Insider has learned. The inquiry by the US Army’s computer crime investigative unit comes one day after Business Insider reported that the scandal initially believed to be limited to the Marine Corps actually impacts every branch of service. The report revealed a public message board where purported male service members from all military branches, including service academies, were allegedly cyber-stalking and sharing nude photos of their female colleagues. Special agents from US Army’s criminal investigation command “are currently assessing information and photographs on a civilian website that appear to include US Army personnel,” Col. Patrick Seiber, a spokesman for the Army, told Business Insider. “They are currently assisting to determine if a criminal offense has occurred.” Full article: http://www.businessinsider.com/army-investigation-into-allegations-of-nude-photo-sharing-2017-3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waveshaper Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 (edited) A couple of my theories on this subject (sarcasm, i think/yes i'm currently violating GO#1 ROE's); Theory #1. This "problem" might be a subtle indicator of some of the negative effects from 26 years of fighting wars in countries where the troops can't blow off steam, drink or chase skirt. Also, General Order Number #1 hasn't been good for morale, etc. Heck, Muhammad's first Executive Order in 618 AD was the Islamic version of our current US military General Order #1 and today it's still in effect-1,400 years later. With these type rules/laws, It's no wonder that male Muslims become so radicalized at such a young age. How has this type of heavily enforced GO #1 worked out for Muslim females over the last 1,400? Theory #2. These Marines may be suffering from some form of ingrained, subconscious - DNA induced, PT-stress disorder (note PT in this case doesn't mean Post Traumatic). Mother Nature should also be placed on the chopping block for her failures, if this is proven to be true. Edited March 12, 2017 by waveshaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disgruntledemployee Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 I blame the Kardashians and all their kind. And Apple. And Google. And Spacebook. And Twittergram. And Tindergrinder. Really, it's all Al Gore's fault. And Goya with his nudie paintings. Out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 It's your moms fault 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seriously Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I think Trump is successfully smoke screening this scandal. I haven't seen it in the news since... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk1313 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 31 minutes ago, Seriously said: I think Trump is successfully smoke screening this scandal. I haven't seen it in the news since... You're fake news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawnman Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I'm kind of surprised we haven't heard anything about this from Air Force channels yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhistory Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Not to derail the thread, but since "Fat Leonard" was mentioned already: https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/admiral-seven-others-charged-with-corruption-in-new-fat-leonard-indictment/2017/03/14/faf01600-08da-11e7-b77c-0047d15a24e0_story.html?utm_term=.afde467465bd NCIS must be self-actualizing in such a big way with all this publicity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waveshaper Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) 15 hours ago, brickhistory said: Not to derail the thread, but since "Fat Leonard" was mentioned already: NCIS must be self-actualizing in such a big way with all this publicity... LoL, and DoD/Congress is worried about a bunch of young Marines looking at nudie pictures. This caught my eye/need more details. Excerpt; Another incident in 2007 involved Francis paying for a stay — and prostitutes — at the MacArthur Suite of the Manila Hotel in the Philippines. “During the party, historical memorabilia related to General Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts,” the indictment said. Edited March 15, 2017 by waveshaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 So uh, where are the pics? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeA10 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/articles/ncis-identifies-hundreds-of-marines-from-facebook-group 1200 names. Firing squad? Guillotine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkFE Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 On 3/16/2017 at 11:52 AM, sputnik said: So uh, where are the pics? That's what I was thinking. I can't form an opinion without seeing all the evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhistory Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 Ooohh, a "joint task force." "The Pentagon has established a joint military task force to handle the growing investigation, said MaryAnn Cummings, a spokeswoman for the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Navy, Marine, Army, Air Force and Coast Guard investigators have "established a multi-service task force to expand the investigation," she said." http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/03/17/marine-corps-commandant-robert-neller-marines-united-pornography/99306778/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunya Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 9 hours ago, brickhistory said: said MaryAnn Cummings, a spokeswoman for the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. You can't make this shit up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeA10 Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Named after her Aunt Mary Ann Burns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTB Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 37 minutes ago, TreeA10 said: Named after her Aunt Mary Ann Burns? Ah yes, the Queen of all the acrobats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skibum Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 What we're about to see is the pussification of the Marine Corps. There's already talk of changing the tone of Marine recruiting from sharp-edged, combat focused to moral citizenship. Marine commercials used to make me secretly ashamed of the AF (now I'm publicly ashamed) because they focused on fighting while we focused on social studies. Now, I'm afraid our last bastion of real warfighter mentality is about to get castrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobsan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 “I know I speak for everyone on this panel when I say we are going to investigate this properly, find a few Marines here and there we can burn, then call it a day until two or three years from now when this comes up again.” http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/03/marine-nude-photo-scandal-2/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedevil Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 "A U.S. Air Force Captain stationed at Cape Canaveral was called a "slam dunk" by Judd after he was arrested following graphic online conversations with a detective who posed as a 14 year-old.According to Sheriff Judd, Captain Dirk Watson,32, had told his family that he would not travel for a family vacation to Disney World. Instead, he was chatting with the detective and agreed to meet the individual whom he thought was a minor.Judd said that Watson showed up to engage in sexual acts with the minor and was in possession of devices to use during intercourse.Watson faces four felony charges for use of a computer to seduce a child, use of two-way communication device to commit felony, traveling to meet a minor and lewd molestation. He could have additional charges following the investigation." https://www.google.com/amp/www.wtsp.com/amp/news/local/104-arrested-in-polk-prostitution-operation/424171092Sent from my iPhone using Baseops Network Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Back several years ago, probably 2008-ish, a CAFB SUPT student got picked up in one of these stings, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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