Spur38 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 "I want to die while I'm asleep just like my Grandfather; not screaming and yelling like his passengers" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxhead Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Whats the difference between a navigator and a homosexual? Homosexuals have a future in the USAF, 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkey Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Always makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 ....I'm confused. I thought all navigators were homosexual. But not all homosexuals are navigators. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toro Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Sticking with the Nav theme... Two Navs walk up to a machine that is dispensing pilot wings. The wings cost 0.50, and each Nav has only a quarter. They discuss it, and determine that they're going to each put in a quarter, and they will take turns with the wings. They each put in a quarter, turn the knob (sts), and the wings pop out. The first Nav takes the wings, pins them to his chest, and struts around proudly. After 6-9 minutes, the second Nav jealously says, "All right, that's enough...my turn," to which the winged gent says, "FUCK YOU NAV!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbush Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 From a SERE instructor: A fat nav and a skinny nav jump out of a plane. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanee Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were The Wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravedigger Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neal Armstrong? Neal Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson raped little boys. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeA10 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? Both were clubbed by Swedes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy pilgrim Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 So this baby seal walks into a club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hispeed7721 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 What's the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans? Jeans only have one fly on them... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNBAR Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 How do you get two navs into a fist fight? Ask them what time it is. Disclaimer: The preceding was an archaic joke that may not be comprehended by the iphone/GPS generation. For additional clarification please ask someone over the age of 45. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloyd christmas Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armoredmoonman Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 How do you know when there's a pilot at a party? He'll tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-21.Pilot Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) What's the worst thing about eating bald pu$$y? Putting the diaper back on... Edited November 9, 2013 by C-21.Pilot 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloyd christmas Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 What's the worst thing about eating bald pu$$y? Putting the diaper back on... Dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravedigger Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Say hi to Chris Harrison for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TacAirCoug Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 How do you know when there's a pilot at a party? He'll tell you How do you know when there's a nav at a party? Trick question, navs don't get invited to parties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeremiahWeed Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Two guys are wrapping up a long night of drinking and are discussing their personal lives. "Let me ask you something..... do you talk to your wife after sex?" The other guy thinks for a second and replies, "That depends, am I near a phone?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osulax05 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I always laugh at this one.... Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration. The FAA examiner arrived for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and put his flying skills to the test. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. “What's that for?” asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, “I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time,” as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, “but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I always laugh at this one.... Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration. The FAA examiner arrived for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and put his flying skills to the test. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. “What's that for?” asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, “I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time,” as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, “but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff.” http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=50vE47DGEy4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D50vE47DGEy4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxhead Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchairs. Why was Helen Keller such an awful driver? She was a woman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breckey Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Porsche? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Porsche. What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? "I just got laid and you expect me to get hard in five minutes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky_king Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I see this devolving into dead baby jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techsan Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Say hi to Chris Harrison for me. It's Chris Hansen...and you know him? From that time you had brought the 12 pack of Bud Light & box of condoms over to that "18 year old's" house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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