Apparently having "good hands" no longer matters....

[60 driver]

1. Life is not fair.

2. Timing is Everything.

3. There is no Justice.

Chuck

Way late to the game here, but you're killing me dude.

1. There is no justice

2. Timing is everything

3. Better lucky than good

Edited May 24, 2013 by 60 driver

[Buddy Spike]

Way late to the game here, but you're killing me dude.

1. There is no justice

2. Timing is everything

3. Better lucky than good

4. Never pass up the opportunity to take a piss.

5. Never trust a fart.

6. Never waste a boner.

[Spinner]

5. Never trust a fart.

I trusted a fart once, and it made the nav shut up. I guess this one is situationally dependent...

[El Sloppo]

Way late to the game here, but you're killing me dude.

1. There is no justice

2. Timing is everything

3. Better lucky than good

Actually:

1. Crush your enemies.

2. See them driven before you.

3. Hear the lamentations of their women.

[TreeA10]

1. Never fly at night.

2. Never fly in the weather.

3. And never touch the red guarded switches.

[HU&W]

1. Never talk to the media.

2. Always ask for a lawyer.

3. Never pass up the opportunity to shut up.

[Prozac]

4. Never bring a camera TDY.